He looks like Billy Vera

"What would you say at this moment...."

the only way he can get anyone to look at it.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Sit Ubu, Sit

each year it was getting harder and harder for Santa to find the things on boorite's list

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what if nigger meant kite

"uh dude, I hate to burst your bubble, but you only needed to use one colored ribbon bow"

"Well, Mr Johnson, I have bad news and good news. It is a venereal disease, and yes, it is terminal. The good news, though, is that it's really quite pretty."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The first, rejected cover of Prince's "Lovesexy."

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I has a flavor!

They do Christmas up a little differently over on Brokeback Mountain.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

luminous luciano presents!

no... that was kaenash eats it up - the encore

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=kaenash&word2=luminous+luciano

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luminous!

That is quite a devastating blow to my ego, coming from you? How shall I recover?

Everytime I do something, you try to do it as well. This flattery continues to make my ego soar. Please, stop.

Sadly, Rhonda was very disappointed when she unwrapped that package on Christmas morning.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nice to meet you, I'm Tom Cruise's father.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old