FELL OUT.

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OMGWTFBBQ!

Doc: that liver has got to come out!
You: GASP!
Doc: it's been in the microwave for two minutes it'll get dry!

Thank you family guy for making that joke, knowing it would be used with matclrake as teh refernce.

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I dumb :D

NOT TOO DRY, PICKLED A BIT THOUGH.

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Every so often, while I'm out on the piss, my liver will actually spell out "HELP" in bas-relief on my torso. It's a great way to win free drinks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm sure Saturday morning I'll be posting this same thing.

You haven't lived till you've woken up from a liver biopsy to the sight of a small piece of your liver floating in a jar of unspecified fluid. It gets the blood pumpin'.

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I has a flavor!

vs.

these must fight for supremacy

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what if nigger meant kite

I dunno.. kicking grandma's ass all over the floor is pretty rad.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Chuck Norris all the way... Plus, this was recently put up in my residence hall's lobby:

He's kicked my ass 3 times today :(

I'M TIRED

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quote:

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vs.

these must fight for supremacy

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what does pwnt mean?

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