Firing Floyd 1 by biped 1-29-06

...flagrant disregard for the safety and well-being of coworkers... Hey, let's set some gasoline-soaked refuse on fire and hurl it into the breakroom! And burn people! HEH HEH! See, Floyd, this -- this is why I'm firing you -- in addition to the fact that you drink on the job -- It's just BEER -- ASSHOLE! That doesn't even qualify as "drinking"! Plus, I'm your boss, yet you constantly call me "asshole." Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were such a -- PUSSY! HAW HAW!

Firing Floyd 2 by biped 1-29-06

I can't believe it -- they FIRED me! And after I gave them the best TWO WEEKS of my life! Fie dolla! Pack up the kids, Verna Jean! We're movin' back into Mama's trailer! WHAT! But I just wallpapered the damn bathroom! You know how I always wanted to take a shit surrounded by fuschia moire'! OH, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FUSCHIA MOIRE'! Damn it, you kill one guy with a forklift and they plaster it into your permanent record -- in INK! KIDS! GRAB SOME GROCERY BAGS AND START PACKIN'! DADDY FUCKED UP AGAIN!

Firing Floyd 3 by biped 1-29-06

Well, HERE WE ARE again, Mama! Oh, SHIT ON A STICK! Now I'll be watchin' yers and Verna Jean's damn SOAP OPERAS all day! HEY! You kids stay the hell outta my fuckin' pantry! (GLURP!) We done et all the cake mix, Nanner Flo! You got any more uh that good dog food? SURPRISE, Mama! I'm gonna put you up some FUSCHIA MOIRE' wallpaper in here! The FUCK YOU ARE!

Firing Floyd 4 by biped 1-29-06

Hey, lady! Wanna buy a magazine subscription? Wha -- GET THE FUCK outta here, you big DUMMY! No, I don't want to buy a -- oh, it's you, Floyd. Aw, come on, asshole! Hey -- PSST! I sell WHACK-OFF MAGS, too! Just sorta "off the meter", ya know? SNORT! Yeah, uh, Floyd sent me. So, what's yer price? Ten bucks enough? WHAT? WHY, I -- WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT CHEAP BASTARD!

Firing Floyd 5 by biped 1-29-06

Floyd Reynolds, you're under arrest for distribution of pornographic materials and solicitation of prostitution. "Floyd"? But...my name's, uhh... BURT! Yeah, that's it -- BURT REYNOLDS! HEY, ASSHOLE! Guess where my parole officer sent me to work? Oh, FUCK. Well, WE'RE HOME! Just smell that sweet pine-scented car deodorizer! GANGWAY, kids! Mama's takin' a FUSCHIA MOIRE' SHIT!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It was funny and all, but what happens to Floyd next?

I think you should have him join the army, then get captured by commies. Then he can go to a POW camp and fight his way out again with a machine gun! RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Firing Floyd 5 1/2: "What Happens To Floyd Next?" by biped 1-29-06

(story: ArtemisStrong/ screenplay: biped) Gosh, I can't believe the army reserve has reactivated my commission, and -- HEY, ASSHOLE! Guess who just JOINED UP? Ha ha! Superior Russians capture weak, spineless Amerikinskis, and -- OH, NO!!! FLOYD REYNOLDS!!! EAT HOT LEAD, YOU RUSSKIE BASTARDS! HAW HAW! ***RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!*** Well, I'm BACK! And I'm a NATIONAL HERO! GOOD! The fuckin' TOILET'S backed up again!

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I think Floyd should become a Car Salesman and, while selling a Buick to Billy Joel, blows up the dealership with chinese food.

Firing Floyd 5 3/4: "What Happens To Floyd Next?" by biped 1-31-06

(story: BigFrank105/ screenplay: biped) ...and "We Didn't Start The Fire" was nothing but a fucking list -- ASSHOLE! Oh my GOD! You are the worst fucking BUICK SALESMAN I ever saw in my LIFE! FUCK YOU, BILLY JOEL! Oh, yeah -- and I set fire to that Chinese food you had in your back seat! HEH HEH! What Chinese food -- OH NO! THAT WASN'T CHINESE FOOD YOU IDIOT THAT WAS PLASTIC EXPLO -- YAAAAAAAAA!!! YAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BRILLIANT!!!

I think floyd should adopt a zombie fetus and feed it the flesh of the recently unemployed.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yes.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I think Floyd should defend stripcreator from trolls......and dragons.

and Troll Dragons!

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Firing Floyd 5 7/8: "What Happens To Floyd Next?" by biped 2-03-06

(story:JESUSSANDWICH/screenplay: biped) Aww! Lookit our little zombie fetus that we adopted! Isn't he precious? I'm gonna name 'im "Floyd, Jr."! That's great, but what the hell're we gonna feed the ugly little fucker? The witch doctor said he would hunger for the flesh of the recently unemployed! Oh, great! I guess now we'll have to turn into serial killers! Well, I'll start making phone calls! That's right, Floyd -- the company downsized and I was laid off. But it was nice of you to invite me for dinner. Don't mention it -- ASSHOLE! Well, HOT TUB TIME!

Firing Floyd 5 9/10: "What Happens To Floyd Next?" by biped 2-03-06

(story:the_young_scot/screenplay:biped) Heh, heh... with my new moniker, I'll return to stripcreator once again to confound and infuriate the idiotic, sheeplike nerds who infest it! Not after I SHOVE THAT COMPUTER UP YOUR ASS, you won't! ME STUPID HAPPY DRAGON! ME AM HERE TO EAT EVERYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE! Oh? Well, allow me to be the first in line. In other words -- EAT ME! Floyd, you've done a great job defending stripcreator from trolls and dragons. But now I'm afraid you face a new challenge -- troll dragons. You've seen my old lady, right? I'll FUCK a troll dragon!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.