Ok sorry for the delay......again!

BTC 48 Template by The_young_scot 1-30-06

You can add speech or narration to the last panel, or change the background, but thats it.
Anything goes with the first two
Photoshops are ok.
No old comics.

Begin!

Judging in about a week (Honestly)

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BTC 48 by not_Scyess 1-30-06

cheeeeeeeeee eeeeEEEE EEEEEEEEP! You asshole. You knew what I meant when I told you I wanted to be a chick magnet. Ha ha! **snort**

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

More entries! Bleargh!

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BTC 48: Material Hag by biped 2-04-06

I'll take some of these plastic dog turds, too. She's throwing a birthday bash for Lourdes. Wow, it must be awesome to be the personal shopper for a big star like Madonna. Especially since you're only four inches tall. What a great job for someone your size. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Uh, gimme one of these doll houses for the kid. Oh yeah, and throw in a couple dozen of those. She'll need party favors.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 48: Read this comic strip at your own peril by fpd 2-04-06

Warning! This comic strip is blasphemous. Please, for the sake of your immortal soul, I implore you to stop reading this strip right now. Are you going to believe such ecclesiastical poppycock? Go on, read the rest of this comic strip. What do you have to lose, heh heh? What am I doing here? I didn't even believe in you! I was an atheist, and I taught others to be skeptical of religion. You regularly forgave your enemies and sought to educate them. Wouldn't I be a hypocrite if I did any less for you?

BTC 48: Conversations with the Son of Man by fpd 2-04-06

So, you're saying that God is so vengeful that he demands the human sacrifice of his only begotten son before he will forgive anyone of sin? No, God condemned blood sacrifice in the Old Testament. How many times do I have to explain this before you get it? You're saying that God doesn't have a taste for blood? And that this is actually in the Old Testament? Are you kidding me? No, I'm serious. "Whoever sacrifices a bull is like one who kills a man, and whoever offers a lamb, like one who breaks a dog's neck." Isaiah 66:3 But aren't you the lamb of God? What's this all about if it's not to appease the wrath of a vengeful God with your blood? Look, I don't have enough time to explain it right now, what with dying and all. Trust me on this one, okay? My blood is not your magic ticket to heaven.

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BTC 48 : Drunk Jesus by finn34 2-05-06

Hey Jesus. Hey! Look behind you! There's a Muslim with a nuke! HOLY SHIT!! GOTCHA! You are an asshole when you're drunk. So true.

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BTC 48 : Sabbath President by Blue_Penguin 2-05-06

I'm back to absolve the world of its sins and get a sun tan. Now bring me the president and some wacky backy, pronto! I'd love to help JC but it's a Sunday and against my religion to work on the Sabbath and pretty much every other day come to think of it, ha ha. Give my regards to your dad. What an asshole. Oh my god. He like totally pissed on your parade. I bet you feel like a right tit now. What's the bloody point... Ow shit I forgot how much this hurt. Why didn't I use No More Nails this time round???

BTC 48 : Jesus... by Blue_Penguin 2-06-06

Gandhi? Muhammad? Got it. ZZ Top, right? It's JESUS for fucks sake!

Ok i'm gonna let this run alittle longer, so hopefully more people enter, but if not i'll judge it soon.

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BTC 48: Let He Who Is Without Sensitivity ... by kaufman 2-09-06

Hee hee hee. Hahahahahaha! Oh my god! Hahaha STOP! Heehee Jesus Christ, I'm not even touching you yet. I know. But I'm VERY ticklish.

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BTC 48: Bringing Home Strays by attitudechicka 2-09-06

Honey, I'm home. Oh, great. Who spilled this red wine on the carpet? Jesus. Oh right, and just where is Jesus right now? Over here. Sorry, Mrs. H, it was an accident.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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BTC 48 Passion of the Christ by Matt_wolfe 2-12-06

... Hey Mel Gibson. I dare you to make a boring story into a Bloodfest. Father, what boring story can I turn into a blood fest? How about that one where that guy got nailed. and so Mel Made the Passion of the Christ.

BTC 48: The Difference by PrimoOoze1138 2-12-06

The aliens! The colors! You know, Jesus, Scientology has a much cooler story going for it. Sue me.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

BTC-egomaniac by xxausrottenxx 2-16-06

so, whats the deal on this free trip to heaven you're looking at him listen buddy i'm no gay

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Thanks to those who entered.

Special mention goes to:
attitudechicka
PrimoOoze1138
finn34

All good comics!
However, kaufman wins!

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