As a reminder, the SC clock is now on Eastern time...so syncronize your watches.

Trying to time it for halftime, eh?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Oh yeah...the Superbowl. Since I'm going to be at a friend's house watching the game, I'll start the contest around 5 o'clock eastern time and judge it when i get home. I like the short and sweet, 30-60 minutes ICC's, but I don't really have time to reschedule it.

Okay, so it's Superbowl Sunday here in the good ol' U.S. of A. That means its time for...you guessed it...WACKY COMMERCIALS!

What I want to see is real products marketed in a funny way. This doesn't mean you slam the product, but sell it creatively.

Judging will be sometime later tonight after the game. Submit as many as you want, just remember to pay me $2,000,000 for every three-panel strip you air.

- by dcomposed 2-05-06

I think you should buy an ipod. What are the pros? It plays music. Okay I'll get one. lol

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Going For Broke by BigEvilDan 2-05-06

Hello honey. Did you guys enjoy the movie? Honey, I'm afraid we need to get a divorce. What?! Why? Larry and I are moving to San Fransisco, getting married, and becoming fashion designers. Big Momma's House 2: Because Brokeback Mountain will make you totally gay.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, there were so many great entries, it was difficult to judge. Really--any one of you could have won, but I have to choose someone, so I'm going to award it to BigEvilDan's totally gay comic. I also liked dcom's totally gay comic too.

Take it away, Dan, and try not to schedule the next ICC on a day when all of the Americans are away from home, getting drunk, and passing out on top of a pile of coats.

I really couldn't do anything with the subject of this contest. And I was drunk.

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Mediocrity at its most average.