An Iranian newspape is holding a contest for Holocaust cartoons...

Let's all enter!

The "You-Know-What" Affair by biped 2-07-06

Abe, Shlomo has been drawing "you-know-what" cartoons and sending them to a newspaper in Iran. Holy Moses in a "Wicked Weasel" bikini. I'd better speak with him at once. Son, the "you-know-what" is hardly a joking matter. Shut up, Dad. I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you. After all these years, he's still upset about the botched home circumcision. Well, I hope you reminded him that there are more important things in life than his "wiener."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - Jew are you? Jew-Jew, Jew-Jew by edoggydog 3-07-06

So, this Jew walks into a bar... Groovy! ...and, the bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve big-nosed, money-grubbing, Jesus-hating, Democrat-voting, no ham-eating, penis-circumcising...   ?   ...Holocaust-reminding, flatbread-eating, Hannuka-celebrating, Palestinian land-grabbing, yamaka-wearing, movie industry-dominating, grade curve-ruining... Okay! I get it!