-Because he never makes me smell his farts

-He lies to keep me out of juvie

-He scored naked pics of my cousin

-His keggers are par excellence

-He has strong moral fiber

AND:

Abe is for the Children by crabby 10-22-05

Why? Because I can. The moral kids, is that all fireman are pricks!

(MAkes me Proud To BE a AMerican!)

Abe is for the children by crabby 10-22-05

Hi, I'm Abe Vigoda and I'd like to talk to you about prostate cancer. I really don't think that... Does it turn you on? Prostate cancer? Yes. Does it make you drip in aticipation? No.

(AWesomE)

Abe is for the children by crabby 10-22-05

Here's your bill sir. Blah! The moral here is that being a Dracula doesn't have a very good health plan. Is true!

(WICked COol!)

Abe is for the children by crabby 10-22-05

Remeber when we were cool new art? Yeah, those were the days. Whatever happened? Well, new art came. So, we aren't cool anymore? The moral of the story is that kaddar should have made an Abe Vigoda character. I really should have.

(ALL RIGHT FUCK YEH!)

AND:

porn by NoPancakeMix 7-30-01

fuck me in this graveyard  no  fuck me in this prison  no  thats what the saddle is for... fuck me in this ass ...k

(just because I like pancakes and pornography)

AND:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Artemis is awesome

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NOT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dont try and derail this thread away from how

AWESOME CRABBY IS!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sunday by crabby 1-08-06

Maybe if you do what I ask nicely I'll do what you ask later tonight. I ask that you kill your parents with the quickness. Their continued existence on this planet is causing me to perform work. I don't think you realize what I'm saying. I do not think your brain is comprehending how much I do not want to clean that garage. I was talking about sexual acts. I'm fucking bacon. I got no cock!

I love that comic

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

That's what Im Talking about!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i a gree

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Batman created by Bob Kane

crabby is what makes life worth living

Crabby is hung like a gorilla.

Crabby got some from Lady Luck five minutes ago, and in five minutes he'll get some more.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Isn't the gorilla penis like... an inch and a half long?

Thats the joke.

:(

I feel so tacky posting in the thread declaring me awesome.

However, I don't disagree.

At least I didn't say he was hung like a weevil.

I love crabby.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm not even gonna say anything.

Oh, oops.

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8===D

Crabby is a king among kings, a god among gods, and a 6 pack among beers.

Fluid by crabby 7-16-05

You wanted to see me dad? Son, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Lets start off with the good news. Well we have a new person moving into the house and we'll be able to use the extra income to buy you twice as much candy a week! And the bad news? Your mother is a dirty whore and its her boyfriend who is moving in.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I concur.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

crabby's so awesome he once forced Bill Brasky to cock wrestle Chuck Norris, and rewarded the winner with non-consensual exploratory surgery

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what if nigger meant kite

And how do you know this?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

hypnosis and an excellent therapist

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what if nigger meant kite