I made a couple of new "Billy And Mom" comics, so I decided to post all of them.

1. Billy and Mom in "Red Flag Words" by biped 12-28-04

Just look at all the pigs, Mom. All the fucking pigs. Someday, Mom -- someday I'm gonna kill all the pigs. Oh, yeah -- they'll all get theirs, all right. In spades. I'm increasingly worried about Billy... Look, there's Mr. Wilson washing his Volvo...pig. There's Mrs. Green, walking her dog...pig. And the fucking Lipschitz twins -- grrrr!!! -- pigs. The...pills...don't seem to be working... Heh, I'm just aching to kill -- why, you'll be so proud of me, Mom. I'll have the biggest body count ever. Bigger than Manson's -- why, maybe even bigger than Hitler's. Maybe it's his penis size...oh, the mysterious penis...

2. Billy and Mom in "The 20-Minute Solution" by biped 12-28-04

Mom, I tried on Sis' clothes last night, and I looked fucking awesome. I've decided to become a transvestite. Errr...spicy tater tots for dinner tonight, Billy. Wha -- OH, BOY! YAAAAY! Uhh...what was I talking about? Thank you, spicy tater tots!

3. Billy and Mom in "Mixed-Up Hormones" by biped 12-28-04

Mom, I've changed my mind about being a transvestite. I've decided to become a dancing bear trainer. I'm never going to have any grandchildren... I've already thought of a cool name for my dancing bear troup -- "Billy's Off-The-Hook Hip-Hop Bears." They'll break-dance and wear bling-bling. Maybe one of his teachers will seduce him, and get pregnant...but then, my grandmotherhood would be tainted with scandal... Hey -- maybe I could wear a mini-skirt and "fuck-me" heels instead of a bear-trainer suit --then I could be a dancing bear trainer AND a transvestite! COOL! That does it! I'm signing you up for soccer first thing in the morning, young man!

4. Billy and Mom in "What If" by biped 12-13-05

Mom, do you think Burt Reynolds would've been as popular if his name had been "Burt Gopherhead"? Oh my, Billy -- where do you come up with such way out ideas? I get them from "Imagine That! -- The Magazine Of Funny 'What Ifs'." GAAAA!!! BILLY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE??? Sorry, Mom...I needed to be pictured reading a magazine in that panel, and -- GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

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5. Billy and Mom in "The New Neighbor" by biped 2-12-06

LISTEN, YOU BIG, FAT TURDFACE, I -- BILLY! That's no way to talk to anyone! Oh, it's okay, Mom. I was just talking to our new neighbor -- the big, fat guy with turds all over his face. EWWW! You mean the hitman we hired to kill him hasn't done the job yet? Nope, he's still walkin' around alive. ED! Call Mr. Vincenzo and see what the fudging hold-up is!

6. Billy and Mom in "The Underwear Incident" by biped 2-12-06

Billy! Why are you out of school so early? I got sent home for coming to class in my underwear. YOUR UNDERWEAR? But why in heaven's name did you do that? Well, we were late hitting the showers in P.E., and I didn't want to be late to my next class since you got mad at me for being late so much, so I skipped getting dressed. Billy -- you can be a little late if it means taking the time to put your clothes on. Mom, your mixed messages are tearing me apart.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

'Mom, your mixed messages are tearing me apart.'

That was genius

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

That one and #2 were absolutely brilliant.

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Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked them all!

Spicy tater tots!

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