Whether you're celebrating Valentine's Day with a special someone, Arizona's Birthday, or Lincoln's Birthday, I hope it's a good one.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I, on the other hand, am completely indifferent to how you're spending your day, or whether it's a "good" one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

same to you, fellow good hearted Arizona Lincoln-lover

same to you, evil French rebel scum

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what if nigger meant kite

Boorite got me weapons, I got him topo maps. Everybody wins.

Weapons of ass destruction?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

They could be I guess.

Like anti-matter?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

In the spirit of the 14th, here is a YTMND that teaches Harmony, not hate (you need music though so click the link)

TEACH THE WORLD FOR the 14th

Like anti-matter?

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Anti-Matter doesn't matter.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.