I'll get you my pretties, and your little dog, Toto, too!

The other day, I was talking about how much I masturbate and I said, "I've spilled more seed than Monsanto." (Monsanto is an agriculture company among other things).

Also, my favorite line in the movie "Girls Will Be Girls" is when one character asks another if she's had an abortion, and she replies, "I've had more babies pulled out of me than a burning orphanage."

Make a comic using an outrageous analogy. Judging will be in two hours.

[Click to view comic: 'Officer Roget on Patrol']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'The Dick In You']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'ICC 28: Big Band Theory']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'ICC 28: Cheep Shot']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I have to run to the store for a bit, so judging is delayed...in the meantime, enjoy my non-entries...

[Click to view comic: 'Hostess With The Mostess']
[Click to view comic: 'Bone Appetite']
[Click to view comic: 'Germination']
[Click to view comic: 'Dig This']

[Click to view comic: 'ICC 28: Not-so-happy camper']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'ICC 28: Blame Game Over']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Dr. Kaufman continues his streak of comic contest domination. The "faster than a convention of supermodels" line clinched it.