Get your war on!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i am completely naked

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Hoo hoo.

yogi bear

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

... thank you for enriching my life.

I really mean it. THANK YOU.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

I can no longer see the color red.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

i just feel so sad for topics that nobody replies to...
if they get flamed that's one thing, but no reply?
that's like saying it isn't good enough for a response.
this was good enough for a response, but i couldn't think of an appropriate one, so i just said what was on my mind.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

That's a farking brass band, yo.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.