3 - 1 by crabby 3-05-06

Is she dead? No, it was a perfect birth. Thats really a shame. The mother died of course, but the baby lived and now she can live on as our child since you are barren and cannot conceive. Oh, thank the lord everything worked out how we wanted. The creators plan always works for true believers.

3 - 2 by crabby 3-05-06

I told you, that murder took place in my country and we take care of our own. We'll find those murderers ourselves. Damnit, I'm FBI. We've been after these guys for awhile. If we work together we might just be able to nab the bastards. Well, what are you suggesting? We need to share all the info we have. We need to know everything about this murder. Well, apparently the doctor was her husband and her sister was in the waiting room. Once the baby was born the mother was killed and the baby was stolen and thats all we know. What about you? We believe that the two were members of the same cult. They are Stan Lee loyalist and the kidnap babies and breed them to love his style of writing.

3 - 3 by crabby 3-05-06

Are you ready for another story true believer? EXCELSIOR! I don't know how much more I can take.

3 - 4 by crabby 3-05-06

Months later...... You.....You ever loving bastard How many more members of this cult do I have to dispose of before you just say it damnit. I'm only doing this out of love for Stan the Man.

3 - 5 by crabby 3-05-06

Many more months later.... Maybe you aren't the chosen one like we believed. There are no more followers left to kill. I guess I was wrong about Stan. make mine marvel!

Gotta love that first one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Amusing Marvel Comics-based comics. Although nobody said "nuff said."

I actually have a no-prize, by the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.