...But what can I say? I like this guy's style so much I used it for my own.

Who am I talking about? Well, the clues are in the titles.

My (sort of) tribute to Tardboy and Finkleman... by DaveMonkey 2-24-06

And the chick says "Honey, your penis is in my popcorn!" Ha ha ha...HA HA HA HA..... AAAAHAHAHAHA... HA HA HA HAAAA!! HOH HOH HOH!!Ooh-hoo! Ooh-Hoooo... It wasn't THAT funny. It wasn't funny at all.

Squidrabies Ruined my Life! by DaveMonkey 3-07-06

Suck my dong! I certainly will! I was kidding. I wasn't.

By 'funny', I mean 'not'. by DaveMonkey 3-07-06

Spin my Dreidel! By 'spin' I mean 'suck', and by 'dreidel' I mean 'cock'. You're so cool.

I love these guys... by DaveMonkey 3-07-06

So what were you up to last night? Did you drug a hooker, slash open her sternum, then eat the entrails whilst violating yourself? Were you following me? I'd ask for a high-five, but I don't want to touch you.

And may Megatron spare you all!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Take that! by DaveMonkey 3-17-06

Pamela Anderson sure is hot. Hold on a second... AAAAAAAARRRGH!!IT BURNS!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!! She sure is.

I made myself laugh with this one.

How Sad.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

"Take That!" would be funnier if the background was the same in every panel. That would imply that the second character is taking a moment to use his mental powers to torture the first character with horrible burning agony before responding to his comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well... Yeah, but I'd rather direct the characters anger at Ms. Anderson as shown through casual violence.

Truth be told, I don't care for her much.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"