We'll be home from our geology trip tomorrow. We're at a Boy Scout Ranch right now, molesting innocent boy scouts. Just for crabby, pictures will commence as soon as we have access to our computers, but most of them are of Kitty.

You have been warned...

By the way, Adventures of Kitty was emailed throughout my office. The favorite was the picture of kitty with his snack.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I have bad memories of boy scout camp, most notably of the little ticks that went... places.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I can't wait!

:D

You know the best thing about geology field trips?

They ROCK!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Okay, here's the newly updated Adventures of Kitty!

Other pictures coming just as soon as I get laid.

http://kitty.lackofoxygen.net/newmexico.html

Adorable!

Here's the rest of my pictures and videos.

http://newmexico.lackofoxygen.net

I will definitely be sitting down with a glass of irish whiskey and perusing those later on tonight. Welcome back, weary travelers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

We found this at the Garden of the Gods gift shop. Since the Trip Mommy wouldn't let us out of the car to actually look at the Garden of the Gods, this is our only memory of it:

That Carlsbad booby is getting me hot.

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I has a flavor!

it's too bad I only just now found out you guys were in NM. You should have swung by Abq. and visited me! I make an awesome tour guide!

"Here's the mountains, now let's go eat!"

In all seriousness, I hope you enjoyed NM. I love Carlsbad Caverns and hope to go there one day again soon.

You should have seen the giant vagina. I really wish I had gotten a picture. And the giant penis. It was so perfect that I thought it was man-made. Alas, there were too many housewives clustered around its massive shaft to get a picture.

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Here's the rest of my pictures and videos.

http://newmexico.lackofoxygen.net

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it's too bad I only just now found out you guys were in NM. You should have swung by Abq. and visited me!

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And even if we had been able to go to Albuquerque, we would have just eaten at an Applebee's.

Spring Break New Mexico 5 - Alienated by ivytheplant 3-19-06

Several weeks before the trip started... According to our itinerary, we'll get to spend a little time in Roswell. Awesome! I can't wait! That night in Roswell... Where does everyone want to eat? Entire Group: "Cheesy alien diner!" Ten minutes later... All right, we're eating at Applebee's! God is dead.

My granddad livs in Albuquerque. Interestingly, almost 75% of his meals come from Applebee's.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Applebee's sucks to the max. It was basically the one place I absolutely didn't want to eat, ever. So we go to Roswell and eat at Applebee's.

In Roswell! As a nutty UFO nut, I was looking forward to, like, UFO stuff. Because it's Roswell. But no. We went to Applebee's. We might as well have been in Jersey.

It's like, let's drive to Giza and stop at Chuck E. Cheese's and drive on.

Not that I'm bitter.

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What others say about boorite!

We also went to Garden of the Gods and ate lunch in the car in the visitor center parking lot. Then we drove straight through the park, without stopping.

That's why Pussy Pleasers is my only memory of it.

AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF WHERE WE WENT IN ROSWELL!!!!

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What others say about boorite!

Did you at least hit the Roswell alien museum? I love that place.

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What others say about boorite!

Damn. That sucks.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Spring Break New Mexico 6 - Alienbee's by ivytheplant 3-19-06

Can we at least look around? No, we still have 100 miles to go to get to our campsite. Why did we stop at a shitty restaurant with time-warp slow service, then? I'm just saying.

Spring Break New Mexico 7 - Logic Train by ivytheplant 3-19-06

It's a good thing we stopped at Applebee's for supper. It was probably our last choice. Hey, there's a cheesy alien diner two blocks down the street. Well it certainly won't be open at this late hour. It's 7pm. Don't try to argue with a lunatic. Gotcha.

Spring Break New Mexico 8 - Carlsbad A.R. (After Roswell) by ivytheplant 3-19-06

I'm going to go find the facilities. I'll start setting up the tent. Let's see...tab A goes into slot B and now I'm horny. I just heard that two blocks from Applebee's was a cheesy alien diner. Boorite smash!