Shop Talk by choadwarrior 3-14-06

I like what you've done with the place, G. The landscaping is infested with humans, though. Have you tried flooding? Once, but they just came back. Next time, I'm just gonna torch the place.

Continuing the Tour by choadwarrior 3-14-06

This is the purgatory room. It's so bland! You've really captured the true essence of nothingness. It wasn't complete until I filled it with evangelicals. Why are they raising their hands? I pipe in Christian rock.

Open House by choadwarrior 3-14-06

Here's the portal to Hell--excuse the way it looks. Nobody's getting through there. I was going to hire a contractor to take out the door and put in drywall. But Jesus was all, "I used to be a carpenter--I'll do it and save us some money."

It Was Good by choadwarrior 3-14-06

I created this on the third day. What was your inspiration? Goatse.

'continuing the tour' and 'it was good' brings all the boys to the yard

because they were funny

and have nice tits

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what if nigger meant kite