The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom 1 by biped 3-23-06

"Happy birthday to yooou, happy birthday to yooou, happy birthday dear Bi-iff --" Excuse me...what the fuck is this? It's your birthday, and I'm your singing coyote-gram. Who the hell sent you to me? Your mom. Well, go sing "fuck you, mom" to her.

The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom 2 by biped 3-23-06

"Fuck yooou, mom..." Wha...what? I told you Biff hated coyotes. Oh, bullshit! Nobody hates coyotes! "Biff's an ass-hole, Biff's an ass-hole, Biff's an AAASSS--" Oh -- so mom wants war.

The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom 3 by biped 3-23-06

"I hate you, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH, I hate you, YEAH-YEAH -- " THAT'S ENOUGH! Ed, get the gun. We're going to go kill Biff. Well, I hope you saved the receipt for that blender we bought him. "...better not pout, I'm tellin' you whyyy...mom and dad are com-ing... to kill you." Ha -- not if I kill them first.

The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom 4 by biped 3-23-06

Are you sure this is a good idea, Edna? After all, it is Biff's birthday -- It's also DEATH-day for "Dead-Meat Biff"! COME OUTTA THERE, YOU BAS -- YAAAAAAAA!!! YAAAAAAAA!!! That's right, I booby-trapped the front door with dynamite. You're...out of the...will...son...

The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom 5 by biped 3-23-06

"Biff just killed his mom and dad --doo-daaahhh, doo-daaahhh..." Listen, bitch -- I killed my mom and dad, and I'll kill your fucking ass, too. Okay, okay! I'll go force somebody else to have anal sex with me! Geez! EPILOGUE This was just an imaginary story, like all those comics where Superman married Lois Lane. That's right, ha-ha. Biff would never really kill us. He's a wonderful son, and he doesn't really hate coyotes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom -- Curtain Call by biped 3-23-06

I played Biff's dad, Ed McGurk. I played Biff's mom, Edna McGurk. I played Biff's cellmate, "Cheese-Cutter" Chuck. I played the policeman. The "singing coyote-gram" coyote was played by "Buster." Voice by Casey Kasem. I played myself, Biff McGurk. And my real parents are in the audience tonight. Mom... dad...stand up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

every time i think "McGurk", i think "Home Movies" and the talented H. Jon Benjamin.

I can almost hear in my head how Mr. Benjamin as McGurk would read the lines in your comic.

Good series, BTW.

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I had never read any of your comics before.

I made it about halfway through.

I'm sorry I subject any of you to read my comics. I now understand what its like.

This is a sad sad day for me.

Cool!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It was an awesome idea. Don't think I'm taking a shot at you at all.

Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yay!

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You rock man. Have a medal.

[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/medal.jpg[/IMG]

Replace "fishing derby" with "medal":

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.