Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-23-06

Get your coat I've got a knife

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-23-06

Excuse me miss, May I ask you a question? Sure Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-23-06

Hi, looking for someone? No, I'm not interested Rape it is then

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-23-06

If I said you had a beautiful body Could I cum on your taint?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

2nd one is my favourite.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

The third is a classic!

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-24-06

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number Could I penetrate you with a spoon?

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-24-06

Excuse me, I'd like to get past you so I can talk to that fine piece of ass over there Thats my wife Don't cock block me

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-24-06

Hey sweet thang My Rampant Rabbit would very much like to pleasure you Get bent Sorry dude, she wasn't interested

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-24-06

If I could rearrange the alphabet You don't have to chat me up, I really like you Sorry, I think I'm gay

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I thought they were all funny!