All I remember is, waking up with no ass left. I managed to get one pic off before I blacked. Any ideas?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Nothing happened. You had a hypnopompic hallucination brought on by fluctuation in local geomagnetic fields. You saw the planet Venus. You were the victim of hoaxers. You are a hoaxer. You are insane. There is a reasonable explanation. It is nothing. Forget about it and never mention it again.

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What others say about boorite!

It was swamp gas.

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What others say about boorite!

BOORITE SIGHTING!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

dcomposed

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Those are Cajun balls.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Poop.