And dear god is it fantastic!

Gotta Have Big Uns To Make Big Uns by attitudechicka 2-03-06

What's that you got there? Elmo toilet seat adapter. For...? Well, if they insist that he's too large to have diaper changes, I'm going to get serious about potty training. And you're going to get serious by putting Elmo's face in the hole in our toilet seat?

Post fantabulous comics that have recently been brought to your attention in your own comic collection here.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Here's three great new comics that I can't get any feedback on in my own threads. So make with the feedback.

Isolation by FinnNYC 4-03-06

How long have we been isolated together?... like a couple months right? Yea, that's about right. They just keep watching us through that glass like they're waiting for something to happen... ... Dude, maybe we're supposed to mate! We're both male you retard. I know, but maybe they know something we don't. Like maybe we are a special new kind of species that can reproduce without a female. I think we should give it a try. I think they're waiting to see how long it takes me to kill you.

wild by FinnNYC 4-03-06

So today my sign language lady was asking me if I wished I could be in the jungle living with the other chimps. Yea? what'd you say? Well, it really made me think. I mean, I was born here in this lab so it's really all I know. And don't get me wrong, a little more variety would be cool but I'm not sure I'd be happy in the wild. ... so you said no? I just asked for a bannana. Yea, it's all about the bannana.

Jungle by FinnNYC 4-03-06

They say that this environment closely matches our natural habitat. I wouldn't know but I've gotta say, this is pretty nice. The trees are mostly real and this ground cover seems to be natural mulch. It smells outdoorsy and fresh too. Yea, it's a nice change from the smell of institutional disinfectant. I don't know though. I kind of like the tile and steel. This shit looks pretty hard to keep clean. That's true. I made a little mud puddle just now when I peed.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Potty training and monkeys, seems pretty linear to me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's been posted elsewhere but......

Big Plan by crabby 3-28-06

So then I decided that since it was already 3AM I'd just stay up all night until 6AM, head off to work, work a four hour shift, go to class from 11 to 2, go home after lecture, then bullshit all day. How do you think thats gonna work out for you? Probably not well. Yeah.

Big Plan 2 by crabby 3-28-06

So how did the big plan go? I got to work at 715AM, fell asleep in the bathroom until 9AM, left for school at 1030AM fell asleep in my car, woke up at 1215PM, skipped the rest of the class, went home, ended up staying up again. I think you might have a problem. Yeah, I think I should start drinking more tea. Thats not what I was thinking.

Big Plan 3 by crabby 3-28-06

Yeah, I've decided I'm really gonna work out once summer rolls around. Really gonna start being alot more active. Drink alot of water and tea to cleanse my sytem and keep my room clean. Thats great! I know, I'm really excited about the whole thing. Thats great, have you been sleeping any better? Actually, I haven't slept in three days. I've been watching the Simpsons on DVD with director commentary.

Big Plan 4 by crabby 3-28-06

Yup, should definetly head off to bed. Has anyone found it yet?

Great thread by the way.

I always sorta liked this series of BTC entries...

BTC 4: "Enter...the NINJA!!!" by biped 5-10-04

The weirdest thing just happened to me in a dark alley... HOLD IT! I'll finish this anecdote for you! "There you were, minding your own business, when..." Doot-de-doo...OH MY GOSH! A NINJA! HA-HA! NONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT GIVING DEADLY NINJA INCREDIBLE BLOWJOB! Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

BTC 4: "Molested Development" by biped 5-10-04

The coolest thing just happened to me in a dark alley... HOLD IT! I'll finish this anecdote for you! "There I was, parading around in drag as I am occasionally wont to do, when..." Hold it right there, beautiful! Nobody gets past me without comin' across with a little lovin', heh-heh... Oh, good HEAVENS! You naughty MAN, you! TEE-HEE! Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

BTC 4: "Police Duality" by biped 5-10-04

Officer, I'd like to report a -- HOLD IT! I'll finish this police report for you! "There you were, relating an interesting anecdote to a psychotic rabbit wearing women's lingerie, when..." Wait a minute... that was YOU!? Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/LuckyGuess/sets/humanpotential/

I totally forgot this set existed, and I look at my profile almost every day. It was pretty fun to go back over.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old