A Kinder, Gentler Dog-On-Ball by biped 4-11-06

This comic is dumb. You're skating on thin ice, dog-on-ball. Get out of here. Pffft -- all I did was say this dumb comic was dumb. You're under arrest. This -- is OUR comic -- we LIVE in it -- it's all we HAVE. And we don't need YOU agitating things. You fuck -- this whole system is fucked.

A Kinder, Gentler Dog-On-Ball 2 by biped 4-11-06

...and as part of your community service, you must take part in li'l Sally's cute new comic adventure. Fine, fine -- let's get this load of crap over with, you fat fuck. Jeepers, dog-on-ball! You sure are cute, tee-hee! (sigh) "Hee haw... me get chainsaw and kill you with it." Okay, are we done here? Sally? You fucking finished being disgustingly cute? Hmm? No, you're...you're supposed to sing a cute little song... (ahem) "Sally's so sweet...she is fresh meat...for wild animals to eat..they start with the feet." There...happy now, you fucking loss?

A Kinder, Gentler Dog-On-Ball 3 by biped 4-11-06

Poor li'l Sally is inconsolable. You just refuse to get with the program, don't you, dog-on-ball? Which means you are no longer welcome here. Goody. Get me the hell out of this chickenshit comic. Wha -- oh, great. I've been banished to the default panel. Yay! That means I get to take your place! Hi! Are you here to play a funny fun game with me? That's right, Sally! It's "Knobby Dildo Time", so turn around and bend over, and I'll introduce you to funny old Mr. Horse Dick!

A Kinder, Gentler Dog-On-Ball 4 by biped 4-11-06

What the fuck are you doing here? Where's Ying-Yang? Oh hi, Goo-Goo. I got banished. Ying-Yang's probably off playing with li'l Sally by now. Oh. Well, that won't last long. Huh? What do you mean? I -- FUCK! You again! I've missed you, dog-on-ball. While you were gone, I actually had to screw my wife twice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This falls off the front page without a single fucking bump? I don't think so.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I enjoyed this.

Quality work from one of SC's best.

Thanks--that made me feel good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I respect you and your comics.

I appreciate such comments immeasurably.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I appreciate the comments you leave me as well.

I'm gratified by that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just fucking suck each other's knobs already!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sorry, that was brash.

Biped, Crabby...

Can I suck your fucking cocks?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I appreciate and am gratified by such comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you, I am honored that someone of such prestige appreciates my blowjob and respects the deep level of gratification inherent in me offering said blowjob.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I am understandably moved by that sentiment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These create a warm fuzzy feeling inside my chest cavity. Side effects include "haw"s and upward mouth bending.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Biped is my hero.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your gracious comments have aroused me sexually.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.