BAD LUCK FRED AND FRIEND TED by JESUSSANDWICH 4-14-06

Why have the fortunes cursed me to such a life of misery I don't know Perhaps muy furture was predeterminned when I set my cursed foot upon this world. I am gonna go eat a chalupa

BAD LUCK FRED AND FRIEND TED by JESUSSANDWICH 4-14-06

Oh woe is me, I just got fired from the sewage treatment plant You only got that job so you could be closer to Cheryl and she hates you now. Yes, why oh why does all this misfortune happen to me. Maybe if you stopped sucking things would look up.

Peace Love Unity Respect by JESUSSANDWICH 4-14-06

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM ARE YOU ROLLIN? IT'S MY FIRST TIME!! BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM YOU WANT A LIGHT SHOW? YES! Pretty much repeat this scene a hundred times every single weekend and you have my nightlife. HERE IS SOME KANDI IT SAYS PLUR!!!! IM ROLLIN BAWLS!!

ONLY THREE

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Jesussandwich, what does regret mean?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The life I lead.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I liked it when Ted went to get a chalupa!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah me too, now I am hungry. :(

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yog-Sothoth by JESUSSANDWICH 4-18-06

I have come for the souls of all that live and all that will live, for you will find yourself in the void forever knowing the unmitigated terror. Dude, Jerrys not here

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Needs more chalupa.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i hate all of them

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whats up i am sebra 139

Your opinion matters to me like the weight of your fatass mom sitting on my dick on christmas vacation (not in the slightest)

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

well they atill suck

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whats up i am sebra 139

You will begone from this website in a matter of months just like blt so I am really done bothering with you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE