This was inspired by Evil Dead, still one of Raimi's best. Make a comic about tree rape. Not the glamorous Japan hentai style vine raping - the nasty, unpleasant sort with splinters going into uncomfortable places. It can be about the actual act itself, the aftermath, or even about trees worried about their performance (tree viagra?). As George Carlin said, rape can be funny. It's all in the exaggeration.
Rules:
1) No old comics.
2) Evil Dead references are fine.
3) Photoshopped comics are fine (in case someone wants to use a scene from the Evil Dead or some other film).
I'll judge it when something awesome appears. Or in about a week. Whichever is first.