Puer Canero Physica by DragonXero 5-03-06

Unus die in ager... Sic dixi, "Puteus, haec rotor turbines non generabint gravitonam sibi!" Ha ha! Cuius sexum de dicis?

If there are any other students of the latin language who could help me make this a little better, just drop me a line. I couldn't find a vulgarity for "fuck" so I just used the noun of sex and I wasn't about to try "rotor turbines".

I've probably got a couple other little grammar issues going on too.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Here is one in Klingon.

Somehow I doubt that the latin verb meaning "I am" is a Klingon word. I can't believe that Roddenbury's linguists would borrow from a smooth language to make a gutteral language.

Still, interesting idea...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I forgot where I got the actual translation. Using some online resources I find that it says something like;

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~joela/cgi-bin/targh.cgi

so i says them ['otoR] [turbineS'] am neither against make [gravitonS'] by [mob.]

And then another finds mob to be 'be alone' which is I suppose partly due to the inability of online translaters to have all words and understand context/syntax.

I thought having a Klingon language comic would be about the geekiest variation I could do. I thought about Latin, but to me ideally some ancient hittite or cuniform type of thing would be really funny.

I also made an all binary language comic entitled "Jokes for Robots".

why not try a pig latin variation?

Groovy! - Dead Cowboys' Society by edoggydog 5-04-06

...then, I said, "It may please you to know, sir, that those rotar turbines, of which you speak, will not, themselves, generate gravitons unassistedly" Ha, ha! Wait a minute! What kind of "dead" language is THAT? Proper English! Oh, snap!

Nurse Bigguns Physics by biped 2-22-06

One day at the doctor's office... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" ME KILL YOU IF YOU NOT LIKE ABE VIGODA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Early Modern English

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Physicists by kaufman 3-14-02

So I said, "Prithee m'lord, yon rotorial turbines in solitary state shall nary a graviton generate." Ha, ha. You realize that Hamlet will have us offed for that, don't you?

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Gibberish by Injokester 5-11-06

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" ﻆﺞﺠﻈﺯ ﻊﺜﺂﻘﺳ ﻊﯼﺌﻙﻕﻀ Come again? ﻆﺞﺠﻈﺯ ﻊﺜﺂﻘﺳ ﻊﯼﺌﻙﻕﻀ What the fuck are you talking about? I called you a dumb cunt. In Elvish.

The Injoker by Injokester 9-27-05

Who are you? Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice. Maurice, eh? How about Moe? No, it's Maurice. Moh! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.