Alright kids, here's your next exciting Begin That Comic contest thing. The template:

BTC #53: Template by PrimoOoze1138 5-09-06

And now for the rules:

Do whatever you want to the first two panels.

You can add characters or dialogue the last panel.

Bonus points if you can accurately depict a conversation at my dad's place of business.

And I'll judge this in two weeks or after 6 comics, whichever I feel like.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

BTC 53: One Day in the Not-So-Distant Future by kaufman 5-10-06

Honey, I think the blue pants dispenser's broken again.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

BTC 53: Break Time by biped 5-10-06

Uh...uh...UHH... UHH... UHH!!! UHH!!! UNNNNGGGGHHH!!! Humping the watercooler again, Wilson? Y...no.

BTC 53: The Dispute by biped 5-10-06

OH, YEAH? WELL, THE SAME GOES FOR YOU--DICKHEAD!!! Who were you yelling at? Ben Kingsley.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the owner's son by AngryAmerican 5-10-06

All right. Here's the watercooler, the gossip capitol of the office. One of your duties as low man on the totem pole will be to make sure it doesn't run dry. Any questions? Ahh, who's the drunk guy in his underwear? Oh that's Simon, one of the owner's sons. He's top notch. But he's drunk in his underwear and he keeps touching...his ....area... You should see his brothers... Steve! Put down the baby, put out the candles, take off the elmo codpiece and GET BACK TO WORK! And for Christ's sake don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where that goat's been!

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Kill Whitey.

BTC 53 by HCRoyall 5-12-06

Hello? Is anyone there? I'm the only one left... I'm all alone... Well, at least no one will find out I've been pissing in this thing for the past two years.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A good first run, people.

But come on, keep 'em coming!

Judging's in a week.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

A misunderstanding... by Eskimolee 5-16-06

Ohh yeah baby down there thats it i like that...mmmmmmm ohh yeah mmm... ohh yeah harder harder...ohhhhYES!!!!!! So when will we do this again? Holy crap you aren't cheryl! I feel so so dirty right now....

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If god didn't intend for us to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

This sucker gets judged tomorrow night, kids. Get your comics in now!

Next three comics get a free "Binford Tools" iron-on patch!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

BTC 53: Bad on so many levels by lukket 5-22-06

Aw. That was a good long ... oh shit ... it's 5 PM and I forgot to ask Ben for the code to the alarm. Better stop him before he leaves. beep *slam* beeeeep Hey wait! 4 hours later Why are weekends normally never this long?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Judgin' Time!

Much like my first job, this thing peaked fast and suddenly went downhill.

So, Honorable Mention goes to biped's "Break Time"....

...But I'm afraid the winner this time is kaufman!

"Blue pants dispenser"...good one.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Well, since kaufman is apparently unable to start up a new contest, I nominate the runner-up, BIPED, to kick-off the next BTC.

She's all yours, biped.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!