A sitcom-

-IN COMIC FORM!(awesome!)

Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan. by ArtemisStrong 5-12-06

Hi-dee-ho, good neighbor Satan! I could be huge if I wanted. A-ho-ho, I'm sure there, Satan! I could be big. Like a wrestler. Like with their big muscles. I'd be strong-looking for the ladies. Girls would want to date and kiss me. Indeedy there, Satan. Y'know... I like you... a lot... wh- why doncha come over later? 'Bout sixish. Yah? Yeh, we can stay up late and play Playstation! I'll bring Doritos!

Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan. by ArtemisStrong 5-12-06

I broughted "NAMCO Classics Museum: Vol.2"! Well, Hi-DEEE-Ho there, my good buddy Satan. We're gonna' play video games now? Can I get some Doritos? Yah, yah, sure, sure. Just follow me, will ya'? Being Charlie's neighbor is a lot of fun. I think I'll convince God to banish him to Hell for eternity so's we can be pals forever and ever.

Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan. by ArtemisStrong 5-13-06

Where's the Playstation? I, uh, don't have THAT. But you can plug into my P2P! We can touch penises, you see?

Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan. by ArtemisStrong 5-13-06

Holy Shit! Where are we? The Eternal Ring Of Minos! It's where satans go to touch penises.

Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan. by ArtemisStrong 5-13-06

Charlie... I had fun last night. Bu- Bu- But... But what, good neighbor Satan? Was we supposed to do such things? Well, no. Not really. I- I took advantage of your sweet ways. Really, I'm disgusted with myself. Lock me up and throw away the key, they should. I'm a sad, sick, evil man. Oh... I'm cool then. So we on for Thursday?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It should be part of NBC's "Must-See Thursday" line-up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If touching penises makes someone a retarded satan then give me a pitchfork and call me Corky.

nice. maybe with a lead in of "Scrubs" it could be the next Friends....

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Kill Whitey.