Perpetual Energy Machine by MathiasSmith 5-26-06

So this is the "Perpetual Energy Machine" you wanted to show me? Yup. You've duct taped the end of a Super Nintendo wire to a hamster wheel. There isn't even a hamster. As an engineer, this is the worst product prototype I've ever seen. Fuck you.

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UH-OH IT'S THE BIG ONE THIS TIME by MathiasSmith 5-26-06

Uh...can you tell me what the fuck has been done to my Sanford and Son tapes? Well...I used the tapes to record your birthday party. I...I figured you wouldn't mind since there's DVDs and they rerun it all the time... Oh. I'm going to shoot you in you in your sleep one day. Shoot ya right in your fuckin' whore spine.

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DAYUM YOU WITTY WIT' DEM ONE-LINERS by MathiasSmith 5-26-06

So I say, "Well I'm a hairdresser." And then I offer to dye her hair white, if you catch my drift. Heheheh. Oh man, you are so quick with the one-liners. Yeah, but she had take off. Her daycare's apparently pretty strict about "nap time".

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Well they got me giggling and i'm a guy

I like your comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.