Samson wouldn't want this for breakfast by mcallister 6-03-06

Damn thats a sweet piece of arse I sure hope nothing out of the ordinary occurs any time soon Hey biotch what say we go some place and "get it on" I don't know, i'm not into fucking dogs Whys that Because you're a dirty cunt with aids

The great wide intensity part 1 by mcallister 6-03-06

So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, you stick it in the hole and jiggle it about Ok, and that should get the car-door open ... To be continued... ...

The great intensity part 2 and final by mcallister 6-03-06

... I was talking about having sex Oh, well you shouldn't bother talking to me about that Whys that? Because i'm jesus you spaz!!

This is what you call fuck by mcallister 6-03-06

Hey slut-bag, whats goin' on? Not much, I was thinking of going on eBay and buying some pants What type of pants are you looking for? I'm not sure, i'm just going in with moderate expectations I knew I should have stayed in Brazil Cha-ching da-ding, blaam blaam BOOOOOOOOOOM

A glimmering ray of hope in society by mcallister 6-03-06

READ THE BOX Ok, "If you like more up's than downs in your day take a little cup-a-soup break" FASTER, SEXIER "The delicious flavours provide an invigorating boost just when you need it most" ROFL we should really take this out to the streets, people will go ka-raazy Should I tell him about the abortion???

True, they are mainly sub-par, but the fourth and fifth ones made me chuckle :)

The first one made me laugh semi-audibly. And I briefly toyed with the notion of allowing myself to be amused by the last one.

I would not describe these as "sub-par", unless you were to compare them to the comics of 18th-century Indian comic genius, Shesh Kajooproot.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The trend continues:

Sometimes I wonder by mcallister 6-03-06

Now just sign here and we can begin Alright let me get out my scripture tools You do realize i'm going to fuck you hard once you go under What, wait Oh yeah i'm going to enjoy this, bend over bitch NOOOOOOOOO!!

The bittersweet musings of personified sweetness by mcallister 6-04-06

So do you wanna go to the prom with me??? I don't know, your a little old Hmmmmm, a-ha i've got it I wonder what he is planning After a few minutes of black magic later... Damn I was hoping it was the changing into a gimp trick, but it will have to do READ THE BOX, THE BOX *ARRRRGH* CUP-A-SOUP!!!

The structure's there, but somethings not clicking for me. I'm not sure if it was what you were going for, but in the santa-doctor comic, i reckon the doctor should have told santa he was going to fuck him whilst Santa was going sleepy. If that was what you meant in the first place, then its simply the lack of sleepy characters thats to blame :)

Keep going though :) for a first batch of comics they're better than average. The rigidity of stripcreator gets some getting used to :)

The first and fifth ones from your first post got me chuckling. "The great intensity" could have done without part two.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

More:

This ones for you Bleak by mcallister 6-04-06

I think we will need a magnet MAGNETS ARRRRRGH What the fuck ARRRRRRGH DUDE what the hell Yeah happens all the time

That one is an in-joke that only me and one other person will truly get.

^^^, the number of the beast when holding the shiftkey by mcallister 6-04-06

Now by my calculations, there should be some swearing in the last frame of this comic Did you just get here Yeah Fuckin' blueshirt Yeah dude what did you call me in for

Finally, the tax deductions work in our favour by mcallister 6-04-06

...MUMMY DON'T GO AND LEAVE ME HERE!!! ~lol2002~

Turn left/homosexual??/no left!!! by mcallister 6-05-06

I'm back, did Haley give you any problems Hey, you got any more of that ham? Wheres Haley? Who's Haley? DID YOU EAT MY DAUGHTER?!? What say we talk about it over some coffee at Starbucks babe

Your contact information by mcallister 6-05-06

Hey remember when we ate those mushrooms Yeah Two days earlier... Dude that chick from Popeye who eats the hamburgers is hot Thats not a chick, thats a guy...I can't remember his name though So do you remember his name now? Yeah it's Wimpy

[Click to view comic: 'So long material possesions']
This one is based on my obsession with jokes not being the dialogue, but instead the situation

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Atlanta, jump on it, jump on it by mcallister 6-05-06

So the tablet gives me the same calcium intake as 22 tubs of yogurt Really? Yeah but I felt it wasn't enough so I had a couple of tubs to make sure Why is he telling me this? FUCK CUNT SHIT BASTARD HOMO NIGGA BITCH ...well I see it has done nothing for your tourettes

The return of by mcallister 6-05-06

Do you wanna feel my masculinity I'm not sure, I mean last time was hot and all but my emotions were raped by despair and a sense of desensualization Come on please i'm about to get a mean ram jamley well I guess if I see how big it will be this time around I might consider... There we are, just the way you like it I've had bigger

Goo-goo: google made easy by mcallister 6-05-06

What would you say if I asked where do babies come from I'd say "make sure that chickens cooked properly otherwise it's a trip to the Hospital for us all" Really Well theres a reason why I would say that and whats that reason? Because thats my gimmick, I answer simple questions with absurd responses to detract from life

coupla those were pretty decent. i'm giving you a coveted 'best noob since ozmac' award.

your prize check is in the mail. please don't spend the money on drugs.

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Kill Whitey.

Some more to add to the collection:

My password is 'smuggles' by mcallister 6-06-06

So let me get this straight, Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus? That is correct So he was the first one to bust his mothers hymen? Oh yeah You rock Jesus

Go ask alice!! by mcallister 6-06-06

Mmmmm pizza, chips, ice cream Eh what's that Chocolate, peppermints, english jelly babies ... bampf zoinky Sounds like you've been over zealous with your douching again

Cramping my style by mcallister 6-07-06

Hey man this place is about to shut Well what do you suggest we do? Lets run for public office Dude now you're thinkin' One presidential election later... I can't believe I managed to sway all those red states, it truly shows the fickle state of democracy Say hello to my tapeworm on the way down bitch

You found it helpful? I was hoping for arousing

Today we find ourselves at Dundas central public school... So what do you hypocritically want to be when you grow up? A fireman

by mcallister, 6-07-06

Clear, concise and catty: the three 'C's of weightgain by mcallister 6-07-06

Good morning sir, what would you like? Why i'll have a hot sweaty orgasm to go please ... ... Excuse me? Oh I meant a Ristretto, i'm always getting those two confused

You know the drill, a couple of comics and thats about all:

With London as The littlest Hobo by mcallister 6-07-06

We join in progress to find Abe Vigoda two questions away from the $100,000 grand prize... Yes Was I in 'The Godfather' and 'Cannonball Run 2' Yes, and now you are one question away from the $100,000, are you ready? I've never been more ready in my life Who am I? The state of Florida?

combi...cleany??? CUT-O-MATIC IN THA HOUSE by mcallister 6-13-06

Here we find some footage taken from the latest whats-a-mah-jigga from the fine people at NASA... 'sup Not much holmes I missed you leave the pub last night, did you end up picking up that sheila I'm not sure What do you mean, did you fuck her or what No, I walked her home and she said "i'll see you around" and she went inside. But she pecked me on the glorpex, so I guess she will be out next week, and who knows what will happen

There we are.

Yay some more comics:

Oh you wacky sphincter: The movie by mcallister 6-13-06

My parents named me 'Frumpy' I believe you have a case Really, wow is there something I can sign there sure is, just let me go get the proper documents OoOoOoOoHHHHHHHH Show me your boobies

Don't worry, be wary

Once again it is time for "A prediction of the future" with Wellington, take it away Wellington... Well judging by the way technology is going and the trends in our culture, you just know that future generations are going to be nothing more than inept impassive retarded sluts.

by mcallister, 6-20-06

Save kids from AIDS, wear a condom by mcallister 6-20-06

A priest, a chicken and Hitler walk into a bar, the Priest gets wasted because all Catholics are raging alcoholics, the chicken clucks about and lays an egg, and Hitler eradicates all the Jews present LOL that the shit dude But seriously I think we should see other people You're breaking up with me?...LOL that the shit dude

Magistrate this your Honour by mcallister 6-20-06

Pants, delicious with a belt, sensual with a pleat and glorious without pockets, no wonder they are the most versatile piece of clothing, unlike those fucking shirts. What your cracker ass on about Orion Pax, I can see why he changed he's name *BZZZZSSSSHHHHHHH* Testicles~! with a heart of gold. Oh hell no, turn it around and step off Vote for whoever is opposing Bush, it doesn't matter if he is actually "worse", just do it

MOOOOOOO-OAR (translation, moret...there may be a typo in there)

My vagina only squirts when I'm getting anal by mcallister 6-20-06

So are you in agreement that God is false, and we are all on earth because of evolution I guess so it's just like they say, "when it comes down to religion, martyrs really take the cake Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Have you heard that new Eminem song 'shake that ass' Yeah, love it

Speed up...resist...live it: SUNRISE on Channel 7 by mcallister 6-20-06

4:37pm Monday Sucky sucky cock, two dolla I sure hope thats chinese for "I know where the gay guys fuck hard" 4:37pm Monday Did you put the kettle on like I asked? Oh, so thats what you said At that very moment in the not so deep reaches of space So pristine, yet pretentious at the same time But who are you to judge, you don't even drink alcohol

Watch the dangles, they can get you messy by mcallister 6-20-06

Heres your mail, so hows the wife I heard she was in Hospital Oh she is MUCH better now Full recovery? No, she's dead

All we need now is an escape route by mcallister 6-26-06

How many times in one day can a man be ironic?...Hang on a second I have to speak with my Boss Yes what is it? Good heavens we are running low on cheese, also make sure to check on those steaks

McAllister, you BASTARD!!!!!!

Now that I have delivered my classic, award-winning catchphrase I can easily say that nearly all of those comics were totally awesome. Best new user in quite a while.

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It's grime time.

I especially liked "Hey, you got any more of that ham?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.