FTC 88: The Marcus Robinson Template by crabby 6-18-06

Feel free to make it about whatever you want and to change he characters or background in any panel.

Judging whenever I feel like it.

Butch and Jim: FTC 88 by HCRoyall 6-18-06

Have you seen Bill lately? He went out on a date I think. A date? He said something about a surefire way to score without resorting to rape. Necrophilia is a lot of work, but it's soooo worth it. Gimme some sugar...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

New dog by Humpenstein 6-18-06

So what did you end up naming that dog you found the other day? Fluffy.

nuttin munch by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

i can smell your nuts... Stupid squirrel fuck off! I got some nuts for you... want those nuts.... I said piss off! I'm trying to be dark and gloomy here! oh how i would cradle those nuts. Fuck it! Here's a cashew, now FUCK OFF!

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Kill Whitey.

It's not saying much, but I can top that.

FTC 88: My Own Devices Suck by not_Scyess 6-19-06

Stop sulking, you goob. It's not going to get any deader, you know. Fuck off! It's not YOUR dick that got sliced off by ninjas and buried here. No one believes it required a full-sized plot, you know. You're lucky I can no longer piss into that cunt you call a mouth, labia-face.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

FTC 88: Lucky Dog by biped 6-20-06

That lighting bolt, falling boulder, and runaway truck missed you by mere inches. You are a very lucky dog. I will call you "Lucky." Woof, woo--

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC-A young man searching for his first 'mung' opportunity by xxausrottenxx 6-20-06

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC88: Play in your world, live in ours by fpd 6-20-06

Boo! Uh oh! He's turned blue. I better get out of here before he eats me. That was weird. I guess the hours I spent playing Pacman have begun to pay off.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Judging......

IN 24 HOURS!!!!!!!

Wow, great entries. Great stuff. Wow, great stuff. Great entries.

Runner up: Humpenstein for New Dog, it was beautiful.

WINNNNNNNNNER!!!!!!!: xxausrottenxx for A young man searching for his first 'mung' opportunity. Genius!

So, is there a ETA on that next FTC there, aus?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hereby declare ausrotten to be dead and decree that the first person who entered this contest that starts FTC89 shall be from here on out considered the winner.

I claim that title.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

man figures the one time my computer crashes i win a god damn ftc. son of a bitch :|

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Your comic was a thing of beauty.

It was definitely not caused by virus sent by me in an attempt to steal your ftc crown.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.