A one sidedly awkward exchange involving chicano rap music by crabby 6-19-06

In hell all I ever get to listen to is chicano rap music. So what did you do that's so bad that you got sent to hell? I was a chicano rapper. Awkward. Not really.

A sub par Poet is blindsided by a robot MC. by crabby 6-19-06

I'd like to introduce our next participate in the poetry slam. A man who understands that Valentine's Day is more than a Hallmark holiday and is actually a theological manhole of deprivaty. Tip, Tap, the sound of the baseball bat. Rim Trap, the sound of the cougar calling out for a mate.....

Man spending Christmas in july in a bar thinking of mom

Christmas in july....in a bar. My mother must be so proud.

by crabby, 6-18-06

Internet Dating by crabby 2-27-06

So, you ever use a dating site? Yeah. Once. They met on an internet dating site... How'd that work out for you? Meh.

A story of one friend realising how futile Earth Day is. by crabby 6-18-06

I understand your fears of global warming, however, I just don't see how killing yourself accomplishes anything. It's Earth Day, it's poetic. You're a young white urban male living in the middle of a rural town. You are forgettable at best. No one will recognize that you're gone. It's Earth Day, it's poetic. HOW IS THAT POETIC! No one love Earth Day.

A Personal Trainer is stunned by the admission of his client by crabby 6-19-06

Thank you for agreeing to meet me on this farm. I prefer to work out in situations which make me feel a tad on edge. I'm a personal trainer looking to give you everything you want in life. What will it take to appease you. Bigger arms.

The rest are hit-and-miss, but HOLY SHIT is that comic funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Those are some pretty awkward vikings lolz

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

VIKING BOOBS by crabby 6-22-06

I liked the first one. I liked the fifth one. I quite enjoyed the other two you posted, although i think i may have invented my own punchline for 'VIKING BOOBS'.

However.

The second, third and fourth comics you posted are shockingly poor by your high standards (and i'd like to stress the 'high' in 'high standards') and you've committed the cardinal sin of EXPLAINING THE JOKE IN THE TITLE OF THE COMIC

*slap* for doing that, but well done on the comics as a whole. Mostly. *thumb up*

That was the joke lima.

they had vikings in them so i liked them.

yeah, i'm shallow like that.

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Kill Whitey.

Holiday Tale by crabby 6-25-06

So how was vacation, did you do anything exciting? I spent the whole trip in a van going all along the west coast smoking pot and tripping on peyote. ... You ever meet a real hippie, man? I'm talking about a real hippie. I might have-- I mean a real hippie, man. Like a touch your face and see the future type hippie. Who is so tanned that you can actually eat his skin as if it were jerky and he has absolutely no thoughts in his head.

Holiday Tale by crabby 6-25-06

You're fired. Clean out your desk. Bummer