Andy Dougan, I have defeated you!

Forty Thousand and All's Well by gabe_billings 10-21-01

Another milestone reached, eh? At least you didn't spend hours sitting at your PC like a dork, waiting for this one. What do you mean? I've been here since Tuesday. You're pathetic. That's what they said about Columbus. That made absolutely no sense. They didn't even have computers back then. What am I, a fucking historian? Aren't there some goats you should be fucking or something?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Motherfuck. I know it sounds unlikely, but WinME crashed at the crucial moment.

40k campaign part 1 by andydougan 10-21-01

BBC News with Huw Edwards Andy Dougan makes a play for comic #40000! John Pienaar is on the scene! John! Tense scenes here at the Evening Times in Glasgow. We're likely in for a long wait, though, as this is only comic #39936. Another Red Bull, Andy? Yuh.

40k campaign part 2 by andydougan 10-21-01

Andy Dougan's attempt to get comic #40000 So, Andy. You're hoping to author the 40000th comic. Yuh. Could take a while. Yuh. Is it okay if I pour boiling oil into your ears? Yuh.

40k campaign part 3 by andydougan 10-21-01

So. You want comic 40000. Co-miiiiiiic for-ty THOU-sand. I can't believe John Simpson gets to report on the war while I'm stuck here. WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!

40k campaign part 4 by andydougan 10-21-01

Jesus SHIT! There's a Boeing 747 headed straight for the building! 39952...come on...come on...

40k campaign part 5 by andydougan 10-21-01

I wonder why it takes several hours for someone to think up a strip about CS and masturbation...

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I see Dan was trying too.

Defeated!! by BigEvilDan 10-21-01

Well, you only managed to get 40001. At least Andy didn't get it. Who would have know that Gabe would stoop so low in the name of geekdom? Don't even start, Captain Obvious... But--!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

No one beats the colossal geek at his own game.

10K Letdown by gabe_billings 3-17-01

So this is the 10,000th comic, huh? Yup. Somehow I thought there'd be a little more fanfare. What the hell were you expecting? Fireworks and a ticker tape parade? I dunno. Some hookers, at least. C'mon. I'll buy you a waffle.

Twenty thousand strips... like, wow. by DexX 6-01-01

All right, the final question... this is for one million small, hard, green things... Are you ready DexX? Yes, I'm ready Eddie. Okay, the question is... How much of a loser would you have to be to try to come up with a comic idea for the sole purpse of making strip number twenty-thousand? Uhhh.... I'm not sure, Eddie... I think I'll have to call a friend... *riiinnng riiinnng* *riiinnng riiinnng* I can't believe he picked a creature with no hands to be his lifeline. What a fucking loser.

TOBOR's commercial: take 2 by Spankling 8-06-01

Misogyny brand douche presents, A Family Affair My honey, the trees no longer wilt as you approach. Have you been using my Misogyny brand douche? Yes mom! It taste great and men can't get enough of me! By the way, does dad actually know about the clitoris? I'm afraid not honey, but let me give you another bit of advice. Ted, our mail man, has a tongue like an anaconda and knows how to use it. Don't I know it! Well, I gotta go. I'm meeting someone special. Thanks again mom! RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!

Forty Thousand and All's Well by gabe_billings 10-21-01

Another milestone reached, eh? At least you didn't spend hours sitting at your PC like a dork, waiting for this one. What do you mean? I've been here since Tuesday. You're pathetic. That's what they said about Columbus. That made absolutely no sense. They didn't even have computers back then. What am I, a fucking historian? Aren't there some goats you should be fucking or something?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

We will do battle again another day.

40k campaign conclusion by andydougan 10-21-01

To blazes with it! I never want to make another comic strip again! It's over! I'm retiring. If I ever lay eyes on sc.com again it'll be too soon! But what about 50000?

What a time for me to try getting a life! I could have been posting a few fuckjokes to reach another milestone without knowing!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm never making a system with numbers anywhere in it ever again.

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www.bradsucks.net

One!

One administrative intercession!

Ah Ha Ha Ha!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Or you could make one, but not let dorks like us use it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I consider myself fortunate not to have participated in this one.

I dont think i could have take it if Andy had won.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"