m night shyamalan by crabby 7-14-06

Hi, are you new to the building? I just moved in, my name is Rainja. What's your name? My name is Sky Blu. How are you enjoying the building so far? You're actually the first person I've seen since moving here. Where are all the other neighbors? I'm sure you'll see them all soon enough. We might not be the most tight knit community in the world, but we have a blood oath which proves our togetherness. That sounds like something I'm not interested in.

m night shyamalan by crabby 7-14-06

Fast forward 2 months into the future..... Hey Rainja is there some sort of problem? I still haven't seen any of the neighbors yet and... You know what Rainja there is something about you that disturbs me and I can't quite put my finger on it. Is it my fish hand? No that's not it, I think it's some sort of physical feature and I can't quite put my finger on it, but it seems off. Are you sure it isn't my hideous fish hand?

m night shyamalan by crabby 7-14-06

Look if my fishhand bothers you that much, you can just come out and say it. I completely understand. There is just something about you. ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T MY INSANE FISH HAND?

m night shyamalan by crabby 7-14-06

So how are you enjoying the other neighbors? I still haven't seen any. In fact there isn't even a building. In fact, I was knocked out cold and woke up here with a lease tucked into my pants and now I can't figure out how to get home. There are no neighbors. This is the moon. What about all that talk earlier of blood oaths? That was just to be spooky. This is the moon.

m night shyamalan by crabby 7-14-06

You don't belong, there is something about you that is no good and that the others will not like. What others, you just said we were on the moon. Oh.... The End EWWWW you have a fish hand.

will someone please tell mr. shamaylan that little kids whispering are not creepy. thank you.

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Kill Whitey.

These comics are creepy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It was... the first 99,999 times it was done.

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What others say about boorite!

Another flop for Shyamalan.

"Are you sure it isn't my hideous fish hand?"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

This series is an even more accurate portrayal of M. Night Shyamalan's talent than the Robot Chicken skit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.