They come from the depths of hell to mortally piss us off... yes, the noobs! The recently quelled influx of idiotic noobs has shown us just how freakishly annoying they can be, and the 50 page sebra thread has shown us that they are evolving beyond simple incomprehensible responses to insults.

Now, bring forth from the darkest corners of your mind the worlds worst noob! This noob can be from anywhere, from stripcreator to Howard Johnson's. Give them any and all powers needed to annoy and harass, and all the basic rules apply. Extra points given for a series/serieses.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

WW: N3wb

What ho! Twould seem that I might reduce my posting and comic creation time in half if I were to ignore the rules of grammar and spelling!

by HCRoyall, 7-18-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

World's Worst n00b by crabby 7-18-06

Yeah, I think Sebra is totally annoying. Look how he just keeps posting in that same thread. It's always the same stuff too. He's sooooooooooooooo annoying. Yeah, I'm really not sure who you are. I've been coming to this site for almost 3 years now. I've won several contests. Have you done anything memorable at all? No, I'm plain and vanilla and the only reason I think I'm a regular is because I've been coming to the site forever yet, I don't really add anything to anything or attempt to be original. n00b.

n00bs make him crabby by Cre8tive13 7-18-06

I fucking hate n00bs. Why's that? Does it make you crabby? Yes, it makes me crabby! Where do they get off coming here and contributing to comics and message boards? I know a few n00bs can be completely irritating and overload the message boards with meaningless crap...but others just like stripcreator for enjoyment. Granted, but they are no talent hacks. Some of them are so boring and plain like vanilla. And what...You thought you cornered that market?

WW53 by not_Scyess 7-18-06

My god... some annoying n00b is posting annoying stuff into two or three threads on a message board I read! Nothing for it... I must dedicate my life to reading these threads every two minutes and responding to let everyone else know how annoying they are in case they can't figure it out themselves. Um, when's the last time you went outside? I dunno. 2003? Stop asking me irrelevant questions when I'm trying to do something important.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

WW53: At The Mountains of My Summer Vacation by boloboffin 7-18-06

A few weeks ago, the noob spent his prom day surfing the net... Wow, cool comic website! Once summer vacation hits, I'll be here 24/7! A few weeks later, Cthulhu checks out his favorite website... What the fuck is all this shit clogging up Stripcreator? Lucky I'm a GOO... A few weeks earlier and seconds later... Wow, cool comic website!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

WW 53: My Intestines Are Filled With Tiny Robot Seahorses 3 by biped 7-18-06

WHAT EVER!!! yea u bette obe scared of my lazer gun

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

n00bs step off by crabby 7-18-06

Hey, I'm a pretty big deal on a message board.No one knows who I am, but I go there to be cool. I also take offense to things that have nothing to do with me. Ok...I think I read about that in the back of a Gamepro once or something. I just thought I should type out something overly wordy so everyone understands. I thought crabby had the market cornered on that? I wish I didn't suck. I wish he were crabby!

Judging will be in a week and a half or so, as I am taking a trip.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That seems like a great reason to judge it right now.

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Kill Whitey.

WW53: Worst Noobs Ever!!!! by fpd 7-24-06

This is the worst MP3 site ever! I can't find any of my favorite artists!!! I searched for Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, and Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi, but I got nothing, zilch, zero, nada. Know what I'm saying? THIS SITE SUX! Where is all the good music on this site? Where's Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, or Molly Hatchet? I can't find any of these fine lady singers here! THIS SIGHT SUX!!! All I could find were some MP3s by a really sucky group called Brad Sucks! Yeah, Brad sucks! I'll bet he has no fans!!! I feel totally ripped off! Does anyone else feel the same way? This free trial offer for 50 free MP3s was a total rip-off!!! I want my money back now! I don't know how you make any money. THIS SITE SUX!!!!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

A Stripcreator Boozefest. A mysterious fog. The mindless arise....
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD NOOBS.
Starring: Crabby..... as himself
Attitudechicka....as herself
and introducing,
Dragonxero....as Angry American.

i was gonna make this longer, but then my character died and i lost interest.

RATED "R" for retarded

Night of the Living Dead Noobs 1 by AngryAmerican 7-25-06

Jesus Christ! Look at that horde of mindless noobs. Did someone lift the hunting ban or something? I know! Its like they have no natural predators and unlimited food. They're everywhere. Christ i found one in my underwear drawer yesterday... Let's feed em someone before they get in here and eat us. Who should we give em? How bout Angry American? He's thick witted and meaty, plus he's strong enough to fight em off a bit, probably be fun to watch.... Sounds good to me. I never really got him anyway. Its like OK, they're vikings, we get it. Ya know? "Hey Angry, i got some beer, c'mere a sec..."

Night of the Living Dead Noobs 2 by AngryAmerican 7-25-06

Some beer right now would be gnarly. Where's the brews? Oh, silly me. I left them just outside the front door. Would you be a dear and go get them? Fuck. I'd drag my balls over fishooks for some beer, no problem. That's right you great shambling drunk. Go get your beer... "i am teh gr8test lolz" *What the fuck, get off me!* "i pwn u u all suck" *ARGHH I TOUCHED A CROATIAN* "die u bitch omg lolz" *THERE'S TOO MANY LET ME BACK IN!!!!!"u die now pomg lolz teh rulerz Well the food supply just got significantly stretched.

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Kill Whitey.

Well, seeing as how I have access to a computer before I leave for another five days, I might as well judge this suckafool.

Runners up are biped and crabby for Tiny Robot Seahorses and World's worst n00b.

The winner of these festivities is not_Scyess for his amazingly accurate portray..... uh.... I've said too much.

Congratulations!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old