If only you'd photoshopped my whore of a mother, boorite, you might have won the contest. But your only entry is admittedly not yours, so the contest goes by default to...
Injokester!!!!
It's fortunate that Injokester gave a really great entry and therefore would have probably won anyway.
And now, on to less shitty contests...
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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker