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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And to all a good night.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Halloweenies by ladyjdotnet 10-23-01

So, the whole point of Halloween is to dress up as something that people find really scary, right? I suppose so. Sure. I think I have my costume idea! Great! Or do you think that dressing as an envelope would be too tasteless? Why don't you dress as the North tower and have a toy plane on a string that you run away from all night?

The envelope idea was actually my boyfriend's. He thinks it's a little too tacky, though. I think it's hilarious.

The world trade center costume idea is a friend my boyfriend and I have in common with Kaufman. I think we all think that one's too tasteless.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I remember the year I went as a shuttle astronaut.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a t-shirt i wore one year which says "Jeffrey Dahmer - Worlds Greatest Cook".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

after the 1989 loma Prieta Earthquake I saw a costume (NOT in california) where a guy had a twin bed mattress on his front and his back and went as whatever Freeway it was that was doubledecker and collapsed.

the amazing thing was watching him dance in that costume....

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Happy Halloween :) Favorite holiday. There's going to be a big party up here in St. Louis for those of us who worked Fright Fest. I'm not sure I want to go because I really don't have a costume. I could go as a hooker like I did last year because I still have the dress, but I really didn't feel like I was in a costume.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Just clean the cake off the inside first.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It'd be cool to get ten friends and go as a set of bowling pins and a ball.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I saw someone on TV once that had sayings stapled all over him and wore a crown. The sayings said "I'll respect you in the morning", "The check's in the mail", "I didn't realize I was speeding, officer" and the like. He was going as The Lyin' King.

I hate Mensa people.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

im going round with a towel on my head

im going to avoid the arab section of town

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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im going round with a towel on my head

im going to avoid the arab section of town

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luckily we dont get rednecks

the sun doesnt shine enough for our skin to get anything better than milky white

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Know what it's like to go trick-or-treating in downtown Oakland?

Neither does anyone who grew up here. I saw the local school newspaper run a comic with a drawing of a middle-aged couple happily putting up their Halloween decorations and poisoning their candy.

For once there is going to be something going on for Halloween around here: the game store is running a giant miniatures game with a $30 prize. I'll be counting on Tobor to win that game for me.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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I saw someone on TV once that had sayings stapled all over him and wore a crown. The sayings said "I'll respect you in the morning", "The check's in the mail", "I didn't realize I was speeding, officer" and the like. He was going as The Lyin' King.

I hate Mensa people.

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Ok I had a twilight-zone moment. Did I tell you about the cake thing at work?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ok I had a twilight-zone moment. Did I tell you about the cake thing at work?

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Okay... You are not being stalked. You posted that tidbit.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sometimes I swear I'm just the airhead you keep around for occasional amusement.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Don't take the forum posts so seriously. You'll live longer. I know I will.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.