Go!

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It's grime time.

Technically, you *created* the thread and thus didn't actually post in it. Thus, I win.
Where's my million dollars?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i win because i'm the first person to matter to post here

Technically, I am the first "person" to post here.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm the first person to acknowledge that I'm posting from a first person perspective.

i just came

In my religion, 5th=1st, so I win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My middle name is Adam, so I win.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I am the worst person to post in this thread.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Veggieburger.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

In some dialects, 'Post' is an adjective that means 'fog-o-delic'. Therefore, I am clearly the winner.

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It's grime time.

In This Thread

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what if nigger meant kite

In This Thread Wins

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

None of you count as people, so I win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have a She-Hulk #1 comic in near-mint condition.

I am the first person to boast in this thread.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[/img]http://www.kutztownfestival.com/about/images/ox-roast.jpg[/img]

I am the first person to roast in this thread.

I'm also the first person to post a broken link/image in this thread :(

That's what I was going for.

you suck ass in this thread

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What others say about boorite!

Shut up in this thread.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ya'll can gargle my nuts in this thread.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Scratch that. I will create a seperate thread for ya'll to gargle my nuts in at a later date.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This thread sucks in this thread.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Scratch that. I will create a seperate thread for ya'll to gargle my nuts in at a later date.

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Well hurry the fuck up!

Well hurry the fuck up!

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I need to think of a way to keep DragonXero from showing up. Otherwise, the rest of you won't get a turn.

H4W!! Total burn.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.