I have been duly appointed to post the latest BTC and breathe new life into the flagging BTC tradition that once flourished so spectacularly in this forum.

Unfortunately, I was never very good at making up BTCs or FTCs. So that's why I am asking you to pretend that the template that I am providing below is the most interesting and imagination-stimulating thing you have ever seen in your life. I want you to use all your powers...and all your skills...I don't want his mother to see him looking like this. (sob) Look how they massacred my boy! Sorry, I accidentally turned into Vito Corleone for a few moments.

Here is the template. I assure you that either your entry, or your brains, will be on the computer monitor. That's a true story.

BTC 54: Template by biped 8-09-06

I told you not to touch it.

Now, I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall this BTC--if it is to be shot in the head by a police officer, or be found hung dead in its jail cell... or if someone should use photoshop or try to change the wording or the Brad character in the third panel--then I'm going to blame some of the people in this forum; and that I do not forgive.

But with said, I pledge--on the souls of my grandchildren--that I will judge this contest in a week if there are over ten entries.

I like to drink beer more than I used to. Anyway, I'm drinking more.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

btc by BigFrank105 8-09-06

So your boner is gone now eh? Yup. I told you not to touch it.

BTC54: Stripcreator Behind-The-Strips by UnknownEric 8-09-06

Brad, what does this "default" button here do. Don't touch it, man, seriously. Why? What's the worst it could... ZAP. I told you not to touch it.

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I has a flavor!

Scenes From Our Next Episode by HCRoyall 8-09-06

No Jimmy! Don't do it! I just can't take it any more! Finally, I will avenge the death of my father! Taste my steel! Spoo... I told you not to touch it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Great Moments in Dance Remix Singles by boloboffin 8-09-06

Dun. Dun-du-du-dun! Dun-du-du-dun! Dun-du... You gotta keep 'em separated. Retarded in here! Let's get retarded in here! Let's get re - let's get re - let's - let's - Who let the dogs out? Making me, making me free, it's making me, making me free, it's making me, making me free... I told you not to touch it.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Rodeo in my pants by LBH 8-09-06

I got a rodeo in my pants. It would just be best if you just let it be. Hey, man, I know what I'm doiiiii... *ouch* I told you not to touch it.

btc by Humpenstein 8-10-06

I told you not to touch it.

I told you not to touch it. by crabby 8-11-06

Look kid, I'm from the future. If you start masterbating so young it will become an obsession and eventually lead to your mom's death. This futuristic version of myself is giving me such a hard on. I need to find a bathroom to jerk off in. I can't believe my obsession with masterbating has become such an obsession that it has actually led to my mother's death. I wish I would have listened to the futuristic version of myself. I told you not to touch it.

I will judge this in a day or two if there are no other entries.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

crabby wins.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, mine was the only good strip.

Fag.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Fag.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker