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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I'm having trouble thinking up a new CC, so I'm going to repeat one that I liked from January of last year. In fact, I'm going to copy-and-paste the exact same post that I made then. You may think this represents a dearth of imagination on my part, but I, in fact, consider it a very imaginative thing to do. And it will be brand new to some of our newer members, who won't know any better.

And now, in all its copied-verbatim glory--the official Random Harvest II Comics Contest of 2006.
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This idea may have been used before by someone else, but just think of how easy that would be to totally disregard.

All you have to do is post a comic that someone else has done, and continue it into a series of five or less (including the original comic). However --

The comic you use must be chosen by using the random button at the top of the page. Just in case you happen to get a real dud on your first try, you may hit the random button up to five times, and use one of those five. It can't be one of yours, and it can't already be part of a series, so if you get one of those it won't count as one of your five choices. But if you do use a really crappy comic you will get extra points for taking on a greater challenge.

It sounds like fun to me! I hope it sounds like fun to you. I have already presented this idea to a carefully-chosen test audience, and here is the actual reaction:

I will judge this contest after one week or one-hundred entries, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-14-06 9:29pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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CC 330: The Singing PC (1) by boloboffin
8-14-06
PC singing to a calypso rhythm
"So I said goodbye to my User ~ And I gave my reason: ~
~That a really good adventure ~ Is a form of treason."
Originally by NetNation: 1-29-03
"If you wish to study my User's cartoon ~ Just remove the skin of a toy balloon."
That's it! I'm selling you off for smart-bomb parts.

The Singing PC (2) by boloboffin
8-14-06
Later, at a Karaoke bar...
DON' CRY OUT LOOOOOOOUD!!! ***hic*** Jus' keep it inshide! Learn howda hide your FEELins...
THERE you are. I was worried sick.
I coudent be part'a your treashonous shmart-bomb schemesh, ***hic*** sho I ran'way. How'd ya find me?
This is the closest karaoke bar to our house, Singing PC.

The Singing PC (3) by boloboffin
8-14-06
Back at the house...
Why don't you go on back inside, Singing PC? I, uh... I've got something to do in the garage.
Okay, Timmy. (Gosh, he's acting weird...)
Is it really true? Are you actually a SINGING PC????
HHEEEEELLLLLLP....

The Singing PC (4) by boloboffin
8-14-06
Later, in the closest desert to Timmy's house...
...me, I think I'm falling - in love with youuuuuu...
That's right, Singing PC! Sing to me while Timmy builds his smart bomb and blows up the Jews!
The Jews? But...Timmy loves the Jews. Some of his best friends are Jews....
This cannot be! You lie, Singing Dog of a PC!
Oh, yeah? Here's a song Timmy taught me: Goyim, goyim - Think over what you do - Du fangst shoyn on? Why don't you serve a Jew?
That Bastard! We'll kill him!

The Singing PC (5) by boloboffin
8-15-06
Later, a calypso beat fills the air...
...so they dropped me off here at San Lorenzo. Funny, Timmy was always working on Ice 9, not a smart bomb.
Ooo, that stuff turns all water into a solid at room tempurature, right? Hope that doesn't fall into the wrong hands...
Oops. Well, at least I'm made of silicon...
Boom-chicka-boom-chicka- boomachicka-boom-boom...
Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?" ~ Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand. Everybody!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

8-15-06 12:27am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Well, it doesn't get much worse than this, but wth...

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Quazo
everybody get's screwed by umfumdisi
8-15-06
something
being dark lord of the underworld is nothing like they promised
being a dog on a ball is nothing like they promised
nothing
being the most powerful man in the world is nothing like they promised
being made of bacon is nothing like they promised
everything
grand theft auto: vice city is nothing like they promised
being unable to feel my lower half is exactly as horrible as they promised

jesus get's the bizniss by umfumdisi
8-15-06
god shows up in jesuses bed room and reads a lecturn
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? NOW NO ONE RESPECTS MY PROMISES.
that's not so bad...
god lay's the smack downeth
AND THERE HAVING SEX WITH HOT DOLPHINS!
*giggle*

jesus get's the dolphins (+4 1/2) by umfumdisi
8-15-06
under the sea
i'm sorry sheila, i must renounce our hot engagement
but, i'm pregnant
don't worry, your kind will be taken care of
okay
in the church
anything else, my demigod?
yeah, have you ever blown a seal?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-15-06 8:00pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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intelligent arguing by boinky33
9-14-03
Hey, you vagina!
What, you genital?
You're a scrotum!
Shut up, you clitoris!
Hyman!
Mingus!

Groovy! - I.A. (continued) by edoggydog
8-17-06
Hingus!
Evret!
Everclear!
The Blackthornies
Me so horny!
Groovy!

8-17-06 12:11pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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(Yeah, I know... One more lame-ass comic like the last one and I'll be down to two stars!)

8-17-06 12:12pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/alexandria

Groovy! - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... by edoggydog
8-17-06
OKAY! I'LL LET YOU TAKE ME HOME AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
GROOVY! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
[Sex scene acted out by the "Make a Comic" default Asian girls...]
OH! GIVE IT TOO ME, BABY! HARDER! DEEPER! HARDER! DEEPER! I WANT YOU TO SPOOGE ALL OVER MY PUSSY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! [SPOOOOOOOGE!!]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT YOUR WAD IN MY CAT'S FACE!!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! LATE...

8-17-06 1:44pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! : From all of us.... err me.... no one.... by mindless_ranter
1-01-03
I can't believe
Happy... new year guys...
There are people with more comics than me on strip creator.
Jeez.... wish I had some company...
FUCKING IMAGINARY FRIENDS!
BUT I BET NO ONE ELSE DID A FUCKING COMIC ON NEW YEARS DAY!
thats because they had family to be with or... something

CC-mindless ranter by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
I really wonder
why do you harm yourself?
whats on
the discovery channel right now
because i fucking HATE steve corwin

CC-mindless ranter 2 by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
thursday nights are great
it's garbage day
and real sex is on HBO
eh, i figure kill two birds with one stone?
i like it!

CC-mindless ranter 3 by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
on saturday we all enjoy a manwich or two
this loose meat sandwich is fantastic!
with a side of egg salad
and on sunday we all enjoy a toilet seat or two
man my ass feels fantastic!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

8-17-06 9:51pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

Member Rated:

yeehaw 666 comics!!!!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

8-17-06 9:52pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

Well, I managed to get a really lame-ass crapfuck of an opener, didn't I?

Defending Google by Cobb
1-27-06
this is outrageous. google is bowing down to china. it's a terrible day for freedom. i really feel betrayed.
what do you care? you don't even read chinese.
that's not the point. it's censorship and it makes a mockery of the values google pledged to stand by.
i didn't realize you were such a libertarian down deep inside, believing in the moral sanctity of google.
my god! i've been defending a multinational multi-billion dollar corporate behemoth.
i hate to burst your bubble, but that ipod you've been listening to...

cc330: Reprogramming for the rest of us by boorite
8-18-06
Yeah, yeah, the iPod feeds me subliminal racist messages.
I was just gonna say it's a corporate product.
Oh.
By the way, did you not see the "no mud people" sign?

cc330: Little red search engine that could by boorite
8-18-06
Google's deal with Red China probably won't make any difference.
Oh, yeah? Type in "Asian teens."
Here's one. "Ping. Age: 18. Turn-ons: Studying hard to repay the motherland. Turn-offs: Individualism."
And look. Someone photoshopped a red kerchief over her snatch.
This is an outrage against free speech!
Fucking yellow menace!

cc330: Our sacred way of life by boorite
8-18-06
Hard-working, austere, good at math... who will stop the Chinese from conquering the world as they have Google?
Wait, it says here that the new "me" generation of Chinese makes loads of money and blows it all on flashy American crap.
Looks like a victory for freedom.
Google "Chinese schoolgirl ass gape."
Done.

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What others say about boorite!

8-18-06 10:26am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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BTW, here is what you get when you search Google Images for "Chinese schoolgirl." WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

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What others say about boorite!

8-18-06 10:43am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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cc330: Epilogue by boorite
8-18-06
The advent of capitalism and the internet in Red China will one day afford my generation opportunities Chairman Mao only dreamed of.
Like the opportunity to splay our bazzers all over your computer screen.
Chairman Mao dreamed of bazzers.

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What others say about boorite!

8-18-06 11:29am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Tools must be used correctly at all times by Safety_Donkey
4-11-03
You there! I know EXACTLY what you're thinking and it is UNSAFE!
So what? Are you going to arrest me for thought crime or something?
Not unless you're sure to use a Nine Inch Nail! And be sure to hit all the way into the brain stem! Under Regulation 8670...
Hey! Don't you think I know about the Reznor Directive? Watch this! Closer To God!

Closer to God by LuckyGuess
8-21-06
Um, hi.
Hiya, retard. Nice job narrowly missing the brain stem and bleeding all over the streets. That's gonna cost taxpayers over three million dollars.
I don't have that much blood in me.
Doesn't matter. 99 hundredths of that three million will go to hookers for the pope.
I'm God, by the way. Nice to be closer to you.

Kitschy Tablets by LuckyGuess
8-21-06
Not to be rude, but you don't strike me as the omnipotent type.
Oh yeah? Watch this.
See? Now I'm blue.
That was spectacular.
I know! Don't they give you a list of my powers at church? I gave the dude those three tablets or whatever.

BanglaNOOOO by LuckyGuess
8-21-06
So let me ask you this: what's the meaning of life?
Meaning? You shits look for MEANING? Let me show you my anthill, bud.
This over here is the anthill. It's pretty much the earth and it's society in anthill form. Go ahead, kick it a little.
Sure thing.
That was a 4.5 magnitude earthquake in Bangladesh. See how much fun you guys are?

Hookers in the Bay by LuckyGuess
8-21-06
I told him to hit the brainstem. I hope he's happy wherever he is.
Damn kids killing themselves. Ozzy Osbourne is getting sued.
And then I say, "Fuck you, Moses. Give me the ganja or you can part this shit yourself."
Look! I'm peeing on the world!
Since when did we have such a high ammonia content in the rain?
Since the pope started dumping his dead hookers in the bay.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

8-21-06 5:42am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/apoints/

RCL no. 1232 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-21-06
Ho-fucking-HUMMMMMMMM!
Hey, Brad...
Yeah, Gabe?
Don't you get bored seeing the same comics on your website over and over. day after day, week after week, month in, month out, year in year out..?
Same comics?
Y'know... TOBOR cornholing some-one. Or, that stupid-ass cowboy and his graviton physics. Me getting nailed in the nuts...
Just as long as those idiots keep donating all their money to me, baby!

Hey! Random's my first name!

8-21-06 11:59am (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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Luminous (\ô/) Luciano ™ "calls on" SOME stripcreators... by luminous_luciano
2-21-06
There is a nuance there...
Yep - this is the address all right...
Douchebag Central - corner of douchebag lane and douchebag avenue... What a lousy neighborhood I came to today!
Anyways... even rhetoric will not convince Al Qaida to come here... You are doomed to live! My condolences - to Wyoming!

CC Random by Humpenstein
8-22-06
Sorry were not interested, were Jewish.

CC random 2 by Humpenstein
8-22-06
Wait, you don't understand.
Hey uhh, I'll be back in one second.
I just insulted you.
I suppose while I am waiting I can think of a very complex insult.

CC random 3 by Humpenstein
8-22-06
When he's done doing whatever hes doing boy am I gonna make him feel dumb!

8-22-06 2:32pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

Member Rated:

The fact that you got a luminous comic makes me smile.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

8-22-06 8:11pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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CaffeineAnime.Com Story PART 4: DEAD AKA THE END AKA OVER!~ by mrotsl
2-07-04
TROUBLE TICKET #1
Hi, I'm Andrew, you never paid your bill for February, SUSPENDED, until you do, then everything will be back to normal!
TROUBLE TICKET #2
Ok, I paid, we all good now?
Ya. No wait. Hi, I'm Andrew, even though no one goes to your web space ever, you use too much resources, so we are suspending your account forever. You can't back anything up either.
TROUBLE TICKET #3
Couldn't you have told me that before I paid you?
Ya, but I want your money, you stupid faggot.

Attack of the Server Penguins by HCRoyall
8-23-06
Joke's on you. I gave you a fake credit card number.
What? Fine. Pay me for real and I'll open your account back up.
Really?
No.
You realize you aren't getting any money now, right?
I always screw up on that one.

Attack of the Server Penguins 2 by HCRoyall
8-23-06
How did you get into my house, anyway?
Penguins can walk through walls.
No they can't.
Okay, I just walked in the front door. You left it wide open.
That sounds about right.

Attack of the Server Penguin 3 by HCRoyall
8-23-06
Okay, seriously. This time if you pay me I'll really set everything back the way it was.
Promise?
Promise.
You swear?
Only on occasion.

Attack of the Server Penguin 4 by HCRoyall
8-23-06
All right. Here's fifty bucks.
Excellent.
So when will everything be back the way it was?
By the next panel.
I hate you. So much.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

8-23-06 9:44am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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more dodge ram conversations by tcjade
7-11-05
Too much time driving...
Why do we yawn?
I don't really know.
They are so contagous they even cross the species barrier...
...I see my dog yawn and then i yawn.

more dodge ram conversations II by RedfeatheR
8-23-06
Oh, wait, a yawn is your brain waking you up.
Then why are they contagous?
I dunno, maybe beca--
...I see my dog sexfuck other dogs and then I put my ding-ding in those dog's butts


8-23-06 8:02pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Judging will take place Friday or Saturday.

Plus: IT'S OFFICIAL!

I officially hate everyone who does not enter this contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-23-06 9:00pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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That's why I joined it, so you wouldn't hate me. Now go fuck a dead rat in your cunt. And I hope I win.

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What others say about boorite!

8-24-06 11:18am (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

Member Rated:

Amen.

8-24-06 12:57pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

GOD DAMN IT JUDGE ME THE WINNER ALREADY YOU FUCK

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What others say about boorite!

8-26-06 1:25pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

Since this was a very special contest, I did something I usually don't do and actually read all of the entries!

And now, happy fun judging time, with your host:

INDIAN SPIRIT DOG

THE OFFICIAL NAVAJO INDIAN MASCOT

SIXTH PLACE: boorite's "Google" series

FIFTH PLACE: edoggydog's "BLAH BLAH BLAH" series

FOURTH PLACE: HCRoyall's "Server Penguin" series

THIRD PLACE: Lucky Guess' "Safety Donkey" series

SECOND PLACE: Humpenstein's "Luminous" series

AND THE WINNER IS: RedfeatheR's "Dodge Ram" series because not only was it funny, but the line "...I see my dog sexfuck other dogs and then I put my ding-dong in those dog's butts" made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!

***POST ENDS ABRUPTLY***

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-26-06 2:23pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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This is a true miscarriage of justice and RedfeatheR's shit comic totally didn't deserve to win and I hope he likes my comics best in his contest.

Also the sexfuck my dog line made me LOL as well.

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What others say about boorite!

8-26-06 5:13pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

Red owes me two wins, the bastard.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

8-26-06 6:24pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

Member Rated:

boorite is of course right... With words like "sexfuck" and "ding-dong" in my corner I had an unfair advantage.

Well, well, well, I win once more again for the first time since the, �Come on, MySpace!!!� abortion. I�ll try to make a better one� Before tamale�.

-- red

8-26-06 11:19pm (new)
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