[Click to view comic: 'Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick']
[Click to view comic: 'Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick (2)']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I know at least three of these "Christina"s.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick (3)']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I know 275,486,304 of these "Christina"s. I know an entire continent full of these "Christina"s. I know a planetary system in another galaxy whose total collective population is made up entirely of these "Christina"s.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.