Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick by HotRodDeathToll 8-15-06

Hey- Don't you hate when people who are really fat and ugly think they're beautiful and tell pretty people such as me that I'm ugly. Shutup, you fat, ugly bitch!

Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick (2) by HotRodDeathToll 8-15-06

I'm on a diet, so I will only have a salad meal. Ahh fuck it, just give twelve whoppers and six king sized fries

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I know at least three of these "Christina"s.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick (3) by HotRodDeathToll 8-27-06

Have some beer! Uhh... thanks Just a few more and I might get laid.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I know 275,486,304 of these "Christina"s. I know an entire continent full of these "Christina"s. I know a planetary system in another galaxy whose total collective population is made up entirely of these "Christina"s.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.