I only want to see aliases entering this contest. Anyone who enters with their real username will be disqualified. I know I'm not the only one using aliases around here, so if you don't wanna blow your covere, then don't enter. OPtherwise come out and keep your identity hidden. If it's a well known alias that counts, you just can't use your main screen name.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #55 Template']

[Click to view comic: 'Dance, My Minions']

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Dance, my siggy.

A clever way to win your own contest...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'm good enough at winning other people's contests that I don't have to win my own.

Another example of drunken wittiness that turns into a ghastly insult in the morning (as if we needed another). Sorry, crabby.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 55: A For "Effort"']

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You know you love me.

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC #55']

[Click to view comic: 'How to Recognize the Unsuitable MTB Candidates']

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You know, I read it in a magazine.

[Click to view comic: 'What if Damned meant Bunnypeople to Anne Rice?']

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You know, I read it in a magazine.

What say we wrap this up by thursday.

I think I'm just about done.

Whoever electricboots is wins for this comic:
[Click to view comic: 'How to Recognize the Unsuitable MTB Candidates']

What a shitty choice. You're shit.

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You know you love me.

Don't you believe it, crabby. Even if you created cory feldman to say that about yourself, it's not true.

Mad luv, baby.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Stop sucking crabby's dick.

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You know you love me.

Crabby doesn't need me to suck his dick. He can do that himself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker