I only want to see aliases entering this contest. Anyone who enters with their real username will be disqualified. I know I'm not the only one using aliases around here, so if you don't wanna blow your covere, then don't enter. OPtherwise come out and keep your identity hidden. If it's a well known alias that counts, you just can't use your main screen name.

BTC #55 Template by crabby 8-20-06

I tried my best.

Dance, My Minions by dancemyminions 8-20-06

Look at my breasts and you'll be mesmerized enough to not chop off your own penis. One of your nipples is bigger than the other. Just look at the crack. Must... not... focus... on... malformed... nipples... I tried my best.

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Dance, my siggy.

A clever way to win your own contest...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'm good enough at winning other people's contests that I don't have to win my own.

Another example of drunken wittiness that turns into a ghastly insult in the morning (as if we needed another). Sorry, crabby.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

BTC 55: A For "Effort" by cory_feldman 8-22-06

You're gonna be, like, the "go-between"! Just tell my neighbor Bob that I've got the hots for him in a big way! Convince him to come over and do the big, sloppy nasty with me! I tried my best.

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You know you love me.

. by BowBeforeElNino 8-22-06

Go on down and get me some chitlins. And chicken too. Breasts and thighs this time! Baby I don't care how dyslexic you is - "breasts and thighs" will never spell "5 year old girl." yrros

BTC #55 by HCRoyallwithCheese 8-23-06

Look, it's the only job you can get right now. Just go out there and do your job and ignore those annoying little shits that sit on your lap to take pictures I tried my best.

How to Recognize the Unsuitable MTB Candidates by electricboots 8-23-06

Okay, Marty, before we can make you an actual bunny through surgery, you must live for a year in this costume. You nervous? A little, Dr. Channing. I'm glad we discovered the bunny within me, but this is a big step. What if someone laughs? You have a right to be who you are. Just keep reciting your mantra: you can't be blamed if you try your best. Now hop to it! Okay. I tried my best.

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You know, I read it in a magazine.

What if Damned meant Bunnypeople to Anne Rice? by electricboots 8-23-06

Oh, my queen, your alabaster stare is terrifying and undeniable... You wish me to destroy we damned utterly! It shall be done. ....carrot... I tried my best.

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You know, I read it in a magazine.

What say we wrap this up by thursday.

I think I'm just about done.

Whoever electricboots is wins for this comic:

How to Recognize the Unsuitable MTB Candidates by electricboots 8-23-06

Okay, Marty, before we can make you an actual bunny through surgery, you must live for a year in this costume. You nervous? A little, Dr. Channing. I'm glad we discovered the bunny within me, but this is a big step. What if someone laughs? You have a right to be who you are. Just keep reciting your mantra: you can't be blamed if you try your best. Now hop to it! Okay. I tried my best.

What a shitty choice. You're shit.

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You know you love me.

Don't you believe it, crabby. Even if you created cory feldman to say that about yourself, it's not true.

Mad luv, baby.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Stop sucking crabby's dick.

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You know you love me.

Crabby doesn't need me to suck his dick. He can do that himself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker