you know who i'm sick of? by crabby 8-21-06

You know who I'm sick and tired of hearing about? Johnny Carson? Didn't he die? Are you tired of people talking about how he died. Not really. Didn't he die like 15 years ago? Do you find the continued media coverage to be excessive?

you know who i'm sick of hearing about? by crabby 8-21-06

Seriously, you know who I'm sick of hearing about? Koren Robinson? The drunken Minnesota Vikings wide receiver? The very same. No, I thought he received just the right amount of media attention. Fair enough.

you know who i'm sick of hearing about? by crabby 8-21-06

You know who I'm sick of hearing about? Barbara Walters? Barbara Wha-wha might be overexposed, but that's not who I was talking about. Who were you talking about? Barack Obama.

Barack Obama by crabby 8-21-06

I'm sick and tired of seeing his fucking face everywhere. He doesn't do shit. Why would anyone all of the sudden vote for him for president? Why do people keep saying he's going to run for president? Who's saying he's going to run for president? PEOPLE! What people? I heard it from....around. You know how quick news travels. Who the fuck is Barack Obama?

Barack Obama by crabby 8-21-06

He spoke at the democratic national convention. The black guy? Oh. Fuck that Uncle Tom.

i did not laugh

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whats up i am sebra 139

They're funnier than your comics.

Both of you are right.

I did not laugh, but they are funnier than sebra's comics.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I laffed til my innards blew up

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What others say about boorite!

I think it's fan-fucking-tastic.

And poignant and shit.

i chuckled mildly then shit myself.

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Kill Whitey.

I am saddened by the sub par reviews.

i don't shit myself for just anybody crabby.....

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Kill Whitey.

DARKWING DUCK SEZ:

IF YOU ARE SADDENED BY SUB PAR REVIEWS, DON'T MAKE SUCH SUB PAR COMICS!

HAW! HAW! HAW!

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Let's get dangerous!

Hahaha... Now THAT'S comedy! :-D

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

DARKWING DUCK SEZ:

IF YOU ARE SADDENED BY SUB PAR REVIEWS, DON'T MAKE SUCH SUB PAR COMICS!

HAW! HAW! HAW!

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I was more saddened by my own failure to make a funny comic series than I was saddened by anything else.

Crabby, these bastards obviously know Sweet Fuck All about funny. So they can dine on the one that is large.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, boorite!

SHUT UP!!!!!!

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Let's get dangerous!

I thought it was funny.

But then I also stand by the firm belief that Crabby is Jesus in crab form.

I am actually more of a crab in Jesus form.

Heavenly creature

I am a heavenly creature.

by Humpenstein, 4-06-06

I rated that good.

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Hey, boorite!

SHUT UP!!!!!!

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You know that one? The one that is large? That is the one I indicate as suitable for placing in your mouth.

LOL

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What others say about boorite!

The only cool person to post in this entire thread is Darkwing Duck. And that includes me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.