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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Powerade Commercial by crabby
8-27-06
Hi Honey! How was work today?
dis 1 guy he cum into mah store an he ax how to find sprtingodz sextion i say go fuck jus moms an ten dey ax to c muh manager.
Well Honey, it appears you've gone retarded at work once again. Allow me to just inject you with this Powerade which is enriched with all the daily vitamins you need.
OH SHIT NIGGA GIVE ME SOME DICK!
Powerade, it get's you pussy.
SHIT NIGGA GIVE ME DAT DICK!

Powerade Commercial by crabby
8-27-06
What up nigs?
Excuse me? What did you just call me?
It's ok bro. I drank a whole case of Powerade this morning and I'm officially a bro for life. Dawg.
Seriously, what did you call me?
Powerade, it gives you the right to be racist.
I'm about to beat the shit out of you right now.

Powerade Commercial by crabby
8-27-06
Hey, mind if I eat that twat?
I'm only 9.
It's ok, I had a Powerade for breakfast.
Aren't you also a man?
Powerade it lets you be a bi-gender pedophile.
MOM! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

Powerade Commercial. by crabby
8-27-06
Excuse me sir, but you match the profile of a man wanted for raping an elderly store clerk last week.
It's ok. I drank a Powerade--
No, seriously, you're in alot of trouble. We're talking about a sick and perverted rape. All of which we have on videotape. There's no way out of this one mister.
I looked under the cap of the powerade I purchased and I won a free Powerade sponosored rape. To be used at anytime within a calendar year.
My mistake completely sir.
Powerade. It helps you get away with rape.

8-27-06 10:52pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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That is the singular most perfect example of the Self and the Other I've ever seen in advertising. Juxtaposing crass commercialism with stark and glaring poverty? It's the perfect marriage of form and function!

8-28-06 2:41am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i don't know bouts no forms or functions, but these comics made me laugh til i coughed up some post-smoker phlegm. nice fuckin job crabby!

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Kill Whitey.

8-28-06 9:31am (new)
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sebra139
Stripcreator Veteran

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they were ok

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whats up i am sebra 139

8-28-06 9:33am (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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Powerade give me the right to enjoy these comics.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

8-28-06 9:39am (new)
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TheLoneMusketeer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I dont usually drink Powerade but after reading this, Its become my favourite drink. Apart from Coke. Everyone likes Coke.

8-28-06 1:42pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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YOU'RE INSANE CRABBY!

Make more comics.

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What others say about boorite!

8-28-06 5:31pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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Crabby's comics always make me change my sheets.

8-28-06 7:20pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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The greatest series ever to walk the face of Stripcreator shouting "SHIT! GODDAMN! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JAM!"

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I has a flavor!

8-29-06 7:16am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Powerade Commercial by crabby
8-29-06
Hello my darling.
Oh, Immortus, what is wrong with your tone?
I just enjoyed a refreshing Powerade and I must say, I don't feel so pathetic anymore.
Oh, Immortus. I hardly know you.
Powerade. It lets you stop being a goth faggot for 10 minutes.

Powerade Commercial by crabby
8-28-06
Well excuse me English, but might ye be an alien foe?
Maybe a lil bit huh? Perhaps you could communicate to me using your words.
I LOVE POWERADE BITCH!
Powerade? Can't say I've heard of it.
Powerade. It helps you seperate the cool kids from the lame amish guys.

8-29-06 10:52am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I enjoyed these, crabby.

8-29-06 4:32pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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After reading these, I don't feel so pathetic anymore, either.

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What others say about boorite!

8-29-06 7:46pm (new)
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TheLoneMusketeer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I Like Coke!

Coke Commercial by TheLoneMusketeer
8-31-06
You dumb asswiping Arabian. You hit every branch on the ugly tree!
What did you just say?
Oh dont worry i drank Coke. You know the Brown Liquid that stimulated drink thats better than powerade.
What?
Coke gives you the right to hate Arabians.
Wait till i get my Knife. You fucking Asshole

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Coke Is Good For You!!!

8-31-06 4:44am (new)
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bobby17
Junior Comic Technician

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You should provbably create a new persona if you're going to go on a weird all coke related binge. Perhaps 'Cokeman.'

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I once was lost, but now am found.

8-31-06 7:08am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I like da Powerade comix bro.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

8-31-06 9:36am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Coke is the manufacturer of Powerade, so I doubt they would directly insult it in their ads.

8-31-06 10:13am (new)
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