Juz that I should say WAZ UP!!!!!!!!!

What up homeslice. How bout you come over for some beers and chill with the bros?

S'up, headlice!? Welcome!

Homeslice? How 1989.

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I has a flavor!

Grab your ankles, homeslice. It's time for the welcome wagon.

A piping hot slice of homemade cornhole.

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What others say about boorite!

get in the fucking barrel.

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Kill Whitey.

Just when I thought nothing could make me laugh less than Fresh Prince reruns.

That show was fresh for about one season...or do I mean one episode?

You know another show that hasn't aged well? The Cosby Show.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

homeslice, my sworn enemy, we meet again!

so how's the family? Sally still teething?

Absolutely Cosby is rough now. The Goonies, too. But somehow Top Gun and all Jackie Chan movies have made it?

FUCK TOP GUN AND THAT GAY VOLLEYBALL SCENE.

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obscenity filter is off

yo workchunk, What R U Talkin about homie?

Huh, the Goonies has aged pretty well for me. I think I like it better now than I did when I was a kid. That Cyndi Lauper theme song didn't age tremendously well, however.

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I has a flavor!

Her Roy Orbison cover is a masterpiece, though.

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What others say about boorite!

Why do I want pizza now?

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Poop.