Perhaps it's natural to feature the president in a competition; the potential for funniness is there, the man's dumb as a post, and I spend every waking moment hating him.

What you see here must be included in any one panel, but can be added to in whatever way you want. 1, 2, or 3 panels, series ok, etc. Inclusion of any of his dumb quotes will earn bonus points (the dumber the better).

As a veteran I must say that defending his policies will not disqualify you, but I will take it as invitation to send you a letter bomb. I will need your address because the winner gets two bottles of homemade chocolate stout (I would ask for proof of age but Angry American would just call me a pussy).

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Shovel Ready

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[Click to view comic: 'dubya: No (foreign) Child Left Behind']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 92: Sally's Amazing Butt-Farts']

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You know you love me.

"what the fuck are you talking about"

do i win?

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No, you get instantly buttfucked by Don Rickles.

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You know you love me.

All winners are required to submit, at minimum, one-sixteenth of a comic.

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Awesome entries so far...I will judge tomorrow since nobody else seems to want to enter.

I can only assume the awful reputation of my beer was leaked to everyone? Or my competitions suck.

i for one would love to partake of some chocolate stout.
how bad can it be? its alcoholic.

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Kill Whitey.

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Awesome entries so far...I will judge tomorrow since nobody else seems to want to enter.

I can only assume the awful reputation of my beer was leaked to everyone? Or my competitions suck.

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Second place to Creative for most accurately showing how dumb the president is. Would have been first place but I shot myself in the foot by posting elsewhere that I'd award it to you him matter what.

First place to ThatsNotFunny for using the phrase Great American Leader to refer to Bush.

Anyone who participated gets beer if they PM me with addresses within a reasonable timespan. If you post or message asking how long reasonable is, you have waited too long and have exceeded said span.

Thank you, and as I understand it I am now to compose a Finish-The-Comic 93...but...

...please don't quote me on that out of context.