Perhaps it's natural to feature the president in a competition; the potential for funniness is there, the man's dumb as a post, and I spend every waking moment hating him.

What you see here must be included in any one panel, but can be added to in whatever way you want. 1, 2, or 3 panels, series ok, etc. Inclusion of any of his dumb quotes will earn bonus points (the dumber the better).

As a veteran I must say that defending his policies will not disqualify you, but I will take it as invitation to send you a letter bomb. I will need your address because the winner gets two bottles of homemade chocolate stout (I would ask for proof of age but Angry American would just call me a pussy).

FTC 92

You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth.

by crackpanther, 9-05-06

Example...

FTC Contest Comic by mumphish 9-05-06

You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth. My dad says he spends every minute of his day hating you. Did I fuck his mother or something? He says you fucked all of us in the long run. I do what I can for the American people. Even if it isn't in their best interests.

Informed and Stupid by up4abeer 9-05-06

You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth. But only 2% of our population is wealthy. How do you keep winning? Fox News and the moral majority scares most of them into voting for me anyway. What if they don't have a TV or they don't believe in religion? We make sure dem sumbitches don't vote.

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Shovel Ready

FTC - 92 Bush League Interview by Cre8tive13 9-05-06

You see children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth. Okay, any questions? Hey Peter, are you going to ask that question while sitting in that chair? I could try to stand up. For the viewers, there IS room to stand. I guess it depends on your perspective. Touche !?!

dubya: No (foreign) Child Left Behind by AngryAmerican 9-05-06

You see children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth. That is why i purchased you from your respective governments and brought you here. To aid fellow world econonomies. And do my small part at popumalation control. Now come over here and i'll show you how much better off you were in your homeland...

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Kill Whitey.

FTC 92: Sally's Amazing Butt-Farts by cory_feldman 9-05-06

You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth-- My butt has super butt-farts blasting out of it! FLAMING, SUPER-BLASTY BUTT-FARTS! You shouldn't say "butt" or "farts", little girl. Those are bad words. Ha ha, I'll blast your fucking ass right out of existence with one of my blazing butt-farts. Now listen, I--YAAAAAA!!! My super butt-fart incinerated the President! I'll be famouser than Clay Aiken!

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You know you love me.

"what the fuck are you talking about"

do i win?

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No, you get instantly buttfucked by Don Rickles.

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You know you love me.

All winners are required to submit, at minimum, one-sixteenth of a comic.

FTC 92: iChing by thatsnotfunny 9-09-06

You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth. Later at the factory next door... ...that is how Great American Leader explained premise of "Simplicity". To be jealous of another is great poison of the soul. Amazing for him to know so much of ancient Chinese philosophy. What did he say next? Well, I'll stop yabberin' and let y'all get back to work. Them iPods ain't gonna assemble themselves!

Awesome entries so far...I will judge tomorrow since nobody else seems to want to enter.

I can only assume the awful reputation of my beer was leaked to everyone? Or my competitions suck.

i for one would love to partake of some chocolate stout.
how bad can it be? its alcoholic.

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Kill Whitey.

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Awesome entries so far...I will judge tomorrow since nobody else seems to want to enter.

I can only assume the awful reputation of my beer was leaked to everyone? Or my competitions suck.

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Second place to Creative for most accurately showing how dumb the president is. Would have been first place but I shot myself in the foot by posting elsewhere that I'd award it to you him matter what.

First place to ThatsNotFunny for using the phrase Great American Leader to refer to Bush.

Anyone who participated gets beer if they PM me with addresses within a reasonable timespan. If you post or message asking how long reasonable is, you have waited too long and have exceeded said span.

Thank you, and as I understand it I am now to compose a Finish-The-Comic 93...but...

...please don't quote me on that out of context.