[Click to view comic: 'FTC 93 Template: What Now, Miguel?']
Searching the headlines for a fresh premise I only found one: Madrid has placed a ban on skinny models, believing that young girls seeking to emulate them will make themselves ill.
There's not much funnier than an unemployed supermodel...but you don't have to go with that premise. Creative non-modeling interpretations of the setup are fine, as long as you use the first panel unmodified.
Bonus points for not mentioning Anna Nicole Smith in your comic.