FTC 93 Template: What Now, Miguel?

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options...

by thatsnotfunny, 9-12-06

Searching the headlines for a fresh premise I only found one: Madrid has placed a ban on skinny models, believing that young girls seeking to emulate them will make themselves ill.

There's not much funnier than an unemployed supermodel...but you don't have to go with that premise. Creative non-modeling interpretations of the setup are fine, as long as you use the first panel unmodified.

Bonus points for not mentioning Anna Nicole Smith in your comic.

i hope these comics are degrading to women. i tried.

the dilemma by AngryAmerican 9-12-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am i supposed to do now? The way i figure, it there's only two options... One: stop being s skank ass whore, or, get on your knees and suck the wrinkles outta my sack while i'm dressed as a superhero.

dilemma solved. by AngryAmerican 9-12-06

Hmm. I guess i'll go with 'B'. You made the right choice, slut. Now get to work. This scrotum ain't gonna smooth itself out. Mmmmmummmph. *gulp* Glummmph. Ulp, pfffmphfftt. Do it quieter. Bitch. mmph, fapfapfapfap, mmmmm Tongue ironed a few applebags in your day, haven't you? Skank.

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Kill Whitey.

FTC 93: Oh, That Debbie by biped 9-14-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options... Hello? TAKING A HUGE, STEAMING SHIT ON MY CARPET WAS NOT ONE OF YOUR OPTIONS, DEBBIE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Magic Fingers by LuckyGuess 9-14-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options... You put your titties in my hands or I put my hands on your titties. How will that help me? I've been told I have magic fingers.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

FTC 93: Didn't mention what's-her-name by lukket 9-17-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options... You can sell your body or marry a rich old fart and hope that he dies soon. Isn't there any other options? You can of course try to gain weight and be rehired.

Gotta be back in training, I guess :-/

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FTC 93: Miguel's Conundrum by biped 9-18-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options... SUCK MY TESTICLES!!! I...huh? ...and then she told me to "suck" her "testicles." Fucking men! They're all alike!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

aren't comic competitions supposed to end at some point?

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Kill Whitey.

Yes, but the forums were down this week. At least for me. But now, here they are.

And winner is LuckyGuess, for the "magic fingers" comic:

Magic Fingers by LuckyGuess 9-14-06

Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now? The way I figure it, there's only two options... You put your titties in my hands or I put my hands on your titties. How will that help me? I've been told I have magic fingers.

I can't believe I didn't win.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Hooray! I will have the next marginally participated in FTC up in a itty bitty. Titty. Comittee.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

De Rat Man forgive you...dis time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.