I think this is the greatest comic in the history of Stripcreator, and I greatly resent the fact that it has not been given its just due and hailed as the greatest comic ever. And people wonder why I hate everybody.

"NON-HAM SANDWICH COMICS" not starring: a ham sandwich by biped 6-30-06

Whatcha readin', buttlick? It's Andy Griffith's autobiography. But it's written as though it's his SCROTUM talking. Hmm, sounds interesting...if you're a shit-eating retard. Well, fuck ya later, assface. Okay...umm..."and I think the way I firmly yet delicately cupped Andy's balls aided greatly in his portrayal of 'Matlock', and--" Wait a minute... Dakota Fanning?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I prefer this one.

It's Book Report Day -- 1 by biped 5-29-04

And now, Billy will give his book report. My book report is on "Farmer Boy" by Laura Ingalls Wilder! Well, it sure was a good -- Billy, I hope you don't mind if I turn into a dinosaur at some point during your book report. Huh? ...well, uh..it's...it's about this l-little boy...who lives on a f-farm...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yes, I agree. That was also the greatest comic in the history of Stripcreator.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Real-Life Comics by biped 4-10-06

I only make comics based on things that actually happen to me in real life. Huhnm. "I only make comics based on things that actually happen to me in real life." "WOW FUCK LET'S FUCK BITCH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA" "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" Fucking BASTARD.

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What others say about boorite!

Yes, I must agree with that one as well.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think all of biped's comics are the greatest comic on stripcreator.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Suckup.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Suckup.

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It's not ass-kissing if it's true.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Suckup.

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It's not ass-kissing if it's true.

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Oh, yes, it is! It's just well-deserved ass-kissing.

I biped.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

biped's comics smell like rank chimp ass

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What others say about boorite!

DESTINY by crabby 1-03-02

I fear my destiny is growing nearer.

The All-Time Funniest Comic In Existence!!! by nailbunny 5-06-01

Actually some of the other ones are pretty good from this fella.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker