Like they say, the sincerest form of flattery is imitation. Or all the good jokes have already been written. Anyway, that's the only apology I have for ripping off ivy's Wal-Mart schtick.

I work for a startup coffee company. I'm also an actor, and soon I'll be starting a new job as a live voice writer for the National Captioning Institute. Yes, when you're rolling your eyes at the crazy captioning happening live during newscasts, C-Span, and sporting events, that will soon be me you're openly cursing. I will probably make a buncha comics about that, and since my supervisors there appear to be wonderful human beings, they will be laughing along with me.

But for now, it's all about the coffee, and the lack thereof in the people I'm waiting upon.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/coffee/361718

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/coffee/361720

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/coffee/361790

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/coffee/367241

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/coffee/367242

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Okay, that sucks.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

That is awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You are kind, brother. I did eight of those yesterday, at the store. It's fun to slam work online at work!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

reminds me of my "at the club i work at' comics, only with coffee instead of emo music.
nice.

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Kill Whitey.

These comics make me want to be a better man.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I enjoyed these comics so much, I exploded.

( the person making this statment may not have actually exploded )

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reminds me of my "at the club i work at' comics, only with coffee instead of emo music.
nice.

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Gah, work-related comics are so tedious.

Uh...wait...I like them. Make some more.

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Gah, work-related comics are so tedious.

Uh...wait...I like them. Make some more.

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